stephen cullimore

Teams that would get an easy victory at Stamford Bridge this season. #CheBre #Chelsea

‘They’re celebrating like they’ve won the league’ do you actually know how spurs fans would celebrate after winning the league, wouldn’t be people merrily clapping the players chanting there would be deaths

One of these days that Dad is going to seriously injure himself and you’ll have them two still dancing like cunts

"I’ve never fell off a big chimney. You only fall off one of them once." #OnThisDay 1979: Extraordinary steeplejack Fred Dibnah was introduced to the nation.

T’Pau fuming about a fish pie is literally why I’m on twitter 🤣🤣🤣

If only there was some way of giving it to absolutely any fucker who works in a phone kiosk on Oxford Street and giving them 3 minutes of time to unlock the cunt. thetimes.co.uk/article/boris-…

Johnson has fucking resigned! Good riddance you mop haired cunt!

Like shitting your own pants and then rooting around in your dirty laundry basket to change into a pair that you shit yourself in last week.

MATT HANCOCK 🔴COST OF GREED CRISIS Hancock wants £10,000 for a single day's work. The state pension is £8,122 for an entire year. RETWEET if this is morally wrong.

Only one more sleep until you too can dance around to @sleafordmods' new album #UKGRIM on Friday (10 March)! Rehearse your moves & order a copy of the record now: sleafordmods.ffm.to/ukgrim

Why’s Rishi Sunak acting like the Tory’s have just got into power and are here to clean up the mess? You’re responsible for the country being a shithole you cheeky little fuckwit. @RishiSunak

Sunak: "So, I ask you to judge us on the effort we put in and the results we achieve.” Yeah we are doing. You’re a bunch of useless little gobshites and you’re fucking everything up.

The collaboration you never saw coming. Supertanskiii vs @Kuntandthegang F**k The T*ries FOR XMAS NO 1. Ps: Fuck Ladbaby

🚨 BREAKING: Jeremy Hunt will be new Chancellor

@lavern_spicer Shut up you clueless twat 🇹🇭🙏

🎵Bonkers - Liz Truss ft Dizzee Rascal 🔥

A BEZ KINDA WEDDING. Massive Congratulations from MMF.

Imagine if the choice for the next Prime Minister wasn’t between two people who’d make you laugh so hard that you literally burst into flames if you ever saw either of them fall into an industrial sausage-making machine

Thank goodness Margaret Thatcher privatised our energy companies, otherwise the £1.34billion profit Centrica have just made might have been wasted on ordinary people instead of wealthy shareholders. #EnergyCrisis