Church of the Holy Duck

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Church of the Holy Duck

@CultOfQuack_

We are a church and religious movement dedicated to the worship of ducks. 1 Quack = 1 Prayer ⛪️ 🙏🦆

The Quack Vatican Katılım Ağustos 2021

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·24 Ağu

The Three Commandments of Quack according to Scripture are as follows: 1) Thou shalt love ducks 🦆 2) Thou shalt love thy neighbor as if thine neighbor was a duck. ❤️‍🔥 3) Thou shalt be peaceful in all things, like a duck. ☮️

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·5h

@beammeupblocki Posting this because glorilla knows she won’t even be relevant otherwise with her repetitive ass boring derivative music and this is the best way she can get media attention on her

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BLOCKIANA@beammeupblocki·9h

Oh its funny? she can consider her ngga FCKD!

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Glorilla posts laughing emojis after Megan Thee Stallion says Klay Thompson cheated on her.

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·11h

@Engxxxge I’m so shook especially since they seemed to post all sorts of cute shit on social media and she dropped a whole song praising him with “my man my man my baby my baby” and he’s a CHEATER?! I always assumed if they split it would be amicably but nah. This man fumbled badly

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Animal Mother 🐺🗡️@Engxxxge·12h

Fuck you Klay Thompson how could you do this to our girlfriend

Pop Crave@PopCrave

Klay Thompson has cheated on Megan Thee Stallion: “Holding you down through all your HORRIBLE mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season now you don't know if you can be ‘monogamous’????”

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·1d

@ChloeBailey Chopped did we forget about Kanye

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Chlöe@ChloeBailey·2d

i woke up like this

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·1d

@skyferrori Octavio Paz foretold her

Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·2d

@gothhasianraven @PROFENTITY You an ugly bot bitch

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raven@gothhasianraven·2d

@PROFENTITY this explains why i keep going back to my former he excels at this cant quit replaying our latest encounter

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·2d

Less pop songs about love and being sexy more pop songs about theft, robbery, hitting tech bros on the heads with baseball bats etc

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·2d

@TheAbsoluteDad Bitch the pantry is deadass locked you just have a tank and bulldoze the doors each time!!!

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Goose Tank@TheAbsoluteDad·2d

@CultOfQuack_ @chasedbywasps They simply get lost in the curse of prophecy, leaving the pantry open for me to devour

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Holden Space@chasedbywasps·3d

placing my hands on a bald man's head and receiving a clairvoyant vision

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·2d

@TheAbsoluteDad @chasedbywasps So no wonder my ducklings say that when you rob the church they feel like they’re tripping balls

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Goose Tank@TheAbsoluteDad·2d

@chasedbywasps I like when people do this to me I think it's hilarious every time

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·2d

@scruff327 @cultofgoose Scruff you legit summoned a sex bot to my account you reply to this post and BOOM a follow from a bot named Nancy

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Scruff327@scruff327·3d

@CultOfQuack_ @cultofgoose I mean, they aren't wrong with that statement 🥲

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·4d

@cultofgoose cowrote this with @scruff327

serena shahidi@glamdemon2004

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·3d

It’s not squatting if you’re squatting in a mansion. Remember that my ducklings

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·4d

@seanyymph No its ass and idk why people gas it. Read historical fiction about dowager empress Cixi instead

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myr 🍒@seanyymph·4d

istg i've seen this book more than my parents this week 😭 is it really THAT good?

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·4d

@FINNSAN1TY @thelongerburn Why though is he the devil

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willow 🐅🐙@FINNSAN1TY·4d

@thelongerburn so have i apparently

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giulia dropped dead ⚓︎ ｡ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆@thelongerburn·4d

why did conan gray date the literal antichrist

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·4d

Ladies pop out after a winter indoors with their new man and when you meet the new man he’s literally a goose who shits everywhere

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·4d

@minttyong_ @skyferrori ass post

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taeyong and jaehyun haciendo bebés en la cama@minttyong_·4d

Probablemente soy el primero en leer un fanfic jaeyong con smut en el senado de mexico

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·4d

@mymelodaze She smoking crack if this is true

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@skyferrori Dude the film great and the book ripped my heart out, so good

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leon@skyferrori·19 Nis

left the movie theater in tears, beautiful movie, emotionally intelligent and carefully curated what surprised me the most was the perfect execution to portray the paradox of feeling real through someone else while slowly losing your own identity

Film Updates@FilmUpdates

A new clip from Harry Lighton’s ‘PILLION’ has been released. In select theaters February 6 and nationwide February 20.

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Church of the Holy Duck@CultOfQuack_·4d

@skyferrori Mine too lshekdbslxbekdn it’s boomer and gen x Mexican parent bullshit

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