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I would drag my arse through 20 miles of hot coals just to see @KathyBurke & Harry Enfield open for Oasis through a Gloryhole in a Heaton Park Fence! Come on Mrs Patterson!! Get them to rehearsals

@oasis £151 quid for a standard Pitch ticket? After giving us a few days notice to pull it together knowing full well we're all on our arse? I'm chuffed for ya Peggy...but yer boys need brought back down to earth #Gutted

And there we have it folks £151 for a standard Pitch ticket 😞 #Oasis #LiamG #murrayfield #NoelGallagher

@gaslighter @DavidGHFrost @UKLabour Who are the blob?

@DavidGHFrost @UKLabour ‘The blob’ are entirely in control of Downing Street and every word he said was approved by them first. Grim stuff.

I don't normally link to @UKLabour pages, but really everyone needs to read Keir Starmer's speech to appreciate its scary mix of authoritarianism and vacuousness. He has nothing to say on immigration - literally nothing. And he has no understanding of how to generate growth. So he resorts to more of what Labour always do - raise taxes, borrow money, pay it out to their clients. Things are definitely going to get worse, as Starmer admits. But it's hard to see why they will ever get better with Labour in charge. labourlist.org/2024/08/keir-s…

@markjenk What is it mate? I'm not a bird person in the slightest but Ive been lucky enough to see the golden eagle in Cumbria and Ospreys - is this them?

Testing. Testing. Is this thing on?

Russian President Vladimir Putin abandons plan to storm last Mariupol hold-out bbc.in/3EGL3vS

When yoower lass starts playing @AnastaciaMusic "I'm Outta Love" you better watch your steps or you'll be "Left Outside Alone" #anastacia #Imouttalove #cumbrianlass #idiotboy

Cup A Soups are so underrated. #CulinaryMasterpiece

I bet #Bercow wishes he could play Mr Speaker just one more time... just for #PMQs next Wed 😂😂 #JohnBercow #ByeBoris

After 2 years of lockdown... I'm just not ready to give up my weekly date night to the middle aisle in @LidlGB

Tuesday morning thoughts... "is it too early for a chippy tea?"

This had been such a great collaboration!! @CFMRadioNews @HannahMcITV @ITVborder @BBC_Cumbria @BBCRobertCooper @newsandstar @CumbrianLassCL @CumbriaLifeMag @Eva_Awards

RAGE CLEANING IS THE NEW THERAPY #CumbrianLass #Cleaning #therapy #lakedistrict #UglyCryAmongstTheSocks instagram.com/p/CZIGwvKs02u/…

There's nowt like a laal rage clean followed by an ugly cry amongst the socks to cleanse your soul 💚

What advice would yer give to someone wanting to date a CumbrianLass?!?

Guess who's back..... instagram.com/cumbrianlasscl…

My sweat is sweating #heatwave #toohot #cumbria #lakedistrict #typicalBrit #neverhappy #SweatyEyelids instagram.com/p/CRpYBt6JAbP/…

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