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Local hero fights bird infestation #cville

[best dressed] 10:38AM You were sitting outside the liquor store on West Main st. wearing pink sneakers and what appeared to be a linen tube top. I wanted to say I loved your dreaded pigtail buns, but you left before I could tell you. #cville

For those who aren’t interested in breweries and trivia, a new batch of #Charlottesville events is up. Highlights include: ladies arm wrestling art night fashion shows paranormal death metal curbiture.com/events

Beautiful couch near barracks #curbiture

@AliceAlgood You're so lucky to have Dan as your husband.

@AliceAlgood Brilliant. You really captured the struggle with her mouth. Please, let me know if you want to sell anything.

If Barbie went by Barbara would she still be Barbie?

Dear Curbiture, "I honestly don't know what to do about the homeless people downtown." #Charlottesville curbiture.com

[Best Dressed] 11:40am You were wearing what looked like a cape, but was probably $429. You walked very slowly outside PawPrints. You're probably in your 70s, but you still wear black lipstick. You're too cool to ever melt from the sun. #cville

Robot Waitress @ ISO ISO Ramen & Bar #charlottesville

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#charlottesville advice column: "My coworker acts like a teenage girl." [send advice questions to CharlottesvilleCurbiture@gmail.com] curbiture.com/publications/a…

VA local politics #charlottesville curbiture.com/publications/m…

Best Dressed: 9:53AM ABC store on Main st. You were wearing baggie jeans and a gauzy black dress over it. I thought you might have been an old friend, but you only looked like the 90s. That friend has kids now. #charlottesville #Nirvana #curbiture

Tried using Text-to-Video AI to generate a @BlueJays commercial and it...um...did not go well....🫤

Researching local street artists: an interview with DJ Logan Garrett #charlottesville curbiture.com/publications/m…

[best dressed] 8:43pm You drive a gold Toyota Camry. You were wearing a brown uniform and unloading 35 boxes of tampons into someone's house on 5th st. The pink contrasted nicely with the brown. Like a newer version of the '70s. #curbiture

Best Places to Eat for Under $6 in Charlottesville curbiture.com/publications/b… @curbiture @Charlottesville