CuriousCreatures

Roses are red And diamonds are shiny On this freezing cold day Part of Daz has gone tiny @gordonduncan7

What a night, what a feeling!❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I've been away a while now Did I hear the final whistle I've kind of been in mourning Since Mark Wilson went to Thistle But the thought of Dazzler running Made me want to write again He's run some miles in his day Mostly chased by angry men @gordonduncan7

Starks Park has had a name change And the club could not be keener So high above the entrance Reads The Legend Daz Arena Just like the Dazzler's story This grounds past is rather murkey It could do with a wee spruce up Like his pending trip to Turkey @gordonduncan7

Mark wants the Daz to text him Just to keep his tactics right But Dazzler's mobile's busy At that time on Friday nights So just forget the Dazzler And fight on til the last whistle Cause Friday night means one thing That's the mighty Partick Thistle! @gordonduncan7

He's got the invitation And the wedding sounds like fun If the Dazzler needs a partner I could be his wee plus one I don't mind to share a taxi Have a nice wee drink or two But I cannot get involved with Those other things he likes to do @gordonduncan7

The train rolled out the station As Dazzler took his seat He tried to keep his head down Just looking at his feet He loves the trains our Dazzler He's really got the bug His favourite noise and pastime He just loves the chug chug chug @gordonduncan7

The future is exciting That A1 is just unreal Intelligence is lacking From the Dazzler I do feel And he loves those 49ers But that's not his favourite choice If you simply add a 20 That's the number he enjoys @gordonduncan7

@ClydeSSB Obviously now all that's left to do is to meet the Dazzler. I'll be looking out for him!👀

🎇 New year, new you? 🤔 We want to know what your club's NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION should be for 2025? 👀 and what resolution have you got for Scottish football as a whole? Answers below ⬇️

The Dazzler off the bevvy Got a face that disnae move He's made some resolutions And he's in the new year groove But he's not removed all vices And I know this much is true Cause I saw him with some students In the queue for Bonnie Blue @gordonduncan7 @ClydeSSB

He was always good with numbers As a young lad he would thrive But he seemed to have a problem When it came to number five He just missed it out completely Using less or sometimes more And his favourite ever pop band Was of course the Jackson 4! @gordonduncan7

I can't erase the image It is seared into my brain The Dazzler's use of language Is outstanding once again And all that I can think of As he strides up Airbles Road On his way to watch his heroes Whilst in helicopter mode @gordonduncan7

#WorldMentalHealthDay @gordonduncan7 @ClydeSSB

A question for the Dazzler What would I like to know What things he finds relaxing When he's home after the show What is his favourite programme Old school stuff like Life on Mars Or does he like those shorter movies Where kid on taxis are the stars?? @gordonduncan7

The world has just stopped turning Is the end upon us now We just can't understand it And we're all just asking how A 10 on beat the pundit Has he cheated we assume Then he nearly pulled a hamstring As he danced around the room @gordonduncan7

Yer show is just all clickbait Sparking rumours left and right Trying to get some callers Just to fill yer show each night The Dazzler's clearly had enough Of people not being nice So he's coming off his socials And unfollowed Katie Price @gordonduncan7 @ClydeSSB

I'm back to bring more rhyming joy Which makes me so excited I know for sure my good old friend The Dazzler is delighted Cause he'll be here to set me up And therefore I just cannae Resist the urge to take the mick Cause he's still a massive....favourite 😉 @gordonduncan7

With the Dazzler loose in Munich And a lager by his side Adoring fans around him He may find a brand new bride He's been chatting up the locals And has said to quite a few Would you like to see my golf swing Or my Theo Bair tattoo 👀 C'mon Scotland!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @gordonduncan7

@EDCouncil have introduced a scheme where they go round cutting all the grass but want you to pick it all up....they just haven't told anyone.🙄 Grass areas a mess all over the place. Guess our money doesn't allow for picking up anymore. Maybe cannae afford their own green bins!