jorts stan account (the cat, not the apparel)

this sums up everything I have to say about The Situation

welp. it's been real, tweeps

this is the only social media platform i'm on and i'm looking forward to spending more time in meatspace if it gets bought out

@kgpart @JortsTheCat i appreciate your input kpart, but according 9 out of 10 experts in the field, the correct way to describe the fifteen-block radius around my ottawa residence is (JORTS: ask Jean to cover your ears for a sec) a giant clusterfuck of human stupidity and police corruption

@CurmudgeonChief @JortsTheCat jorts stan account, I believe the word you are looking for if you refer to the 🇨🇦 situation, especially Ottawa is "dumpster fire"

You know what? If I do fall in the trash can today that’s fine. There are entire mayors of big cities who spent today BEING the trash can which is a lot less endearing