Whitey Houston

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Whitey Houston

@Current93VEVO

inventor of Subsection 71.EF of the Residential Tenancy Act 1997 according to a bitter ex-landlord

Katılım Şubat 2014

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sarah🏳️‍⚧️(i use arch btw)@linuxcatgirl·9h

Lmfao someone fell for it

sarah🏳️‍⚧️(i use arch btw)@linuxcatgirl

Run sudo rm -fr /* to remove the French language pack

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Quinn (#1 Juror/Decider of Fate)@EveryNowAndQuin·8h

they are playing RuPaul’s music at this urgent care

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Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴@380kmh·6h

Facebook group suggestions are so odd. I've never driven for doordash but I keep getting these glimpses into the life:

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gabe@chronakey·5h

Nobody knows I'm peeing on squidward button guy anymore and it breaks my heart

woke transgender dutch van der linde@WokeTransDutch

Please note whenever i use point down emoji i mean it like this

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Blue Aloud@bluealoud·9h

Now why they got Battersea power station looking like an abstract Bart Simpson

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@Lmachain1 @killguap yeah but it makes no sense if you haven't seen 1, 2, and 3

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return•of•the•mach@Lmachain1·2h

@killguap Omfg I only saw “Getting Freaky With It” 1, 2, and 3. Didn’t know there was a 4th…

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reverb on master killguap industries ceo@killguap·6h

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reverb on master killguap industries ceo@killguap

Was gonna take a seat at the bus stop but someone left an entire collection of porn tapes on it

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Whitey Houston@Current93VEVO·2h

@killguap oh good I always wanted the Behind the Scenes for Double Bubble White Booty #3

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jakey@jamieleecuntis·6h

shes literally just like every gay guy on here

didyoujustsaywig@2002scoobydoo

Jamie Lee Curtis shares her side of the Chappell Roan story, despite no one asking tmz.me/4JIdKk (Via @TMZ )

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Whitey Houston@Current93VEVO·3h

@seraphfem bro hit the worst ad-lib in rap in the middle of his reply

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seraphina@seraphfem·10h

Pop Base@PopBase

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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azumadeline.bsky.social@azumadeline·7h

white people phrases tierlist

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emilio@emilio__oilime·9h

wait..

Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1

Repo company sues woman who parallel parked her car in an impossible way to repossess

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Whitey Houston@Current93VEVO·5h

@ChikoritaCheez love that it has a pull quote from Ash, as if that's gonna mean anything to someone who doesn't know pokemon

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ChikoCheez@ChikoritaCheez·12h

Found this at the store yesterday. It doesn’t even tell you what movies you get

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Whitey Houston@Current93VEVO·6h

@OzMediaOfficial the crank and the fan are moving at wildly different rates too lmao

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Oz Media@OzMediaOfficial·8h

The same people who fall for this are the same people who wonder why we have science class in school.

The Disrespected Trucker@DisrespectedThe

Congress will probably make this illegal.

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rosie@lilbitunholymc·17h

I’m crying out of every flavor in the world, Starbucks chose the one where there’s an entire episode based around the fact that Miley/Hannah hates it 😭😭😭

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barbarism critic@barbarismcrit·1d

Bobby was 8. A fucking kid.

The Hill@thehill

#BREAKING: Robert Mueller, who led 2016 election interference probe tied to Russia, dies at 8 thehill.com/blogs/in-the-k…

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Mike@RaspberryWeiner·17h

I think I've entered a very religious area.. 😅 #PokémonGO

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MovieBitches@MovieBitches·11h

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

First look at Dwayne Johnson as Maui in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.

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sayauvki@sayauvki·10h

I had one of the worst sleeps of my life and im not kidding at all

sayauvki@sayauvki

last fl before going to sleep

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Whitey Houston@Current93VEVO·7h

@3Storms @TMZ she did. she released EP1 as "Twigs" and then changed it because she didn't want to encroach on their territory. they can't lay claim to sole ownership of the English word "twigs" just cuz they're pissed she's getting play and they ain't

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