Del

bsky.app/profile/delphi… 🩵

P.S. there’s no such thing as music that isn’t political, you don’t have to be writing political songs, but literally everything is political / surrounded by politics. Most things and decisions are political without you even realising half the time 😊

@thevaccines Had to also make my profile public but not sure if I did right or not so lmao if not, it’s out there in the universe somewhere

@thevaccines Had to struggle with the “forgot password”, on the browser bc I deleted the app so long ago and have not been on here in like 500 years (I ❤️ math) just to tell you I’m proud of you, even if I sometimes make you frustrated (it’s ok bc we’re brothers). 🐣 I love it when you share!

maybe this is TMI and maybe this isn’t the right place to share this kinda thing anymore, but it’s been playing on my mind a lot…

alas the cost of touring has grown exponentially (for all the reasons you can imagine) and its shut off a lot of the world to so many artists. we’re one of the lucky ones, and i hope we’ll get to put a few more pins in the map on this next LP 🤓

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

Briefly coming back just to say I saw Adam Scott in the flesh. He kept talking about Ben Stiller but I everytime he said Ben I was like oh yes we all loved Parks and Rec.

You gotta have better analysis than “LA is where rich people live lollll”. The nations second largest city is full of working people, homeless people, pets, all kinds of wildlife. This is an unmitigated tragedy where no one wins. Grow up.

It is ten years today since I got my favourite ever Rush Hour Crush published in the Metro.

Texas = XCT, bc all his exes come from Texas

I pay this butthead’s bills wtf is he on about

Fatherhood transcends blood or whatever bc my biological father would and could never. But anyway, happy 20 years of Kinky Boots for 2025!

20 years of Kinky Boots (film) this year and I remember watching it when it came out with my step dad then convincing him to get a pair of red high heel boots in his size and I had my first heels and we wore them together at some community room party in the tower block I lived in

A girl who is always in spoons

no fireworks for gary barlow’s massive son? sadiq khan more WOKE than ever

@HumGumHum @tropicmorninews He’s one of those big ones that come out of no where

@CursedbySpector @tropicmorninews Not too late to convince your mum that Fred is actually a firework

Me watching @tropicmorninews and @HumGumHum stories tomorrow

Cunk On Life is on @bbciplayer tonight at 9pm. Here I am getting on famously with Professional Brian Cox before being fired through the large hardon collider.