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Curt McCormick
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Curt McCormick
@CurtMcCormick
My 3 sons. AT hiker & Civil War buff. Kindness is a Superpower. Love music. Read more books. @antietamnps1862 is my jam
Maryland, USA Katılım Mart 2008
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The Dunkin’ I’m in is currently playing Lil’ Wayne, unedited versions. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My friend makes $5,873 a month
Doing something simple
Anyone can copy his strategy
It's called a "job" and he does it 40 hours per week
I was blown away when he told me about this money making strategy
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@ChaddingtonSC it like when your life is in a horror movie and you open the basement door, and the spooky music begins
just stop!
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@BradWCAttorney you mean one of mine, or would any child do?
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Does anyone have a kid I can borrow for a few weeks?
𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒@Antunes1
Hiring a nanny might be the most dangerous decision of your life
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@brewskidude the massive ignorance these days really makes me laugh
not my circus 🎪 not my monkeys 🐵
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@CurtMcCormick Might as well laugh while we’re going down in flames as cry. 😆
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@awstar11 was that the show also featuring Dipshit & the Assholes?
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I saw the Absolutely Fucktarded Gremlins open for Mighty Mighty Bosstones in 1995 at the Boathouse in Norfolk, VA
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@greg16676935420 it’s extra special because since it’s “24” it’s officially a Double Christmas!
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@3YearLetterman Debbie can just go join Le X or whatever back there in Spain or wherever she is
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“I’m based in France.”
Everything after this should be disregarded
Déborah@dvorahfr
I'm based in France, but 43% of my audience is American. I know many of us are in the same situation. To reach a wider audience, all my posts are in English, the international language. Those who cause trouble may be punished, but with this change, which will significantly reduce our earnings, you're also penalizing a number of accounts that use the international language without any ill intent. X tells us that videos and new, high-quality content will be prioritized, but this change will, on the contrary, drastically reduce our earnings. Is there any way to reverse this decision, please?🥺 @XCreators @X @nikitabier @elonmusk
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how many times can I bring up Nebraska/Iowa at this reception?
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for someone that doesn’t drink water, I cry a lot of tears
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What's the point of a beautiful view if there isn't a 15 story apartment building full of tenants ready to enjoy it?
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@BobbyWilson1004 💯 a genuine deep threat changes everything
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I hope that our Dawgs are working on downfield passing this Spring. I personally believe this is the biggest area of improvement needed for the Dawgs to have a serious shot at winning Playoff games and a Natty. What do you see as our biggest improvement needed?
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@BradWCAttorney what does this say about us as people that we encourage squirrels to vape?
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This class action is gonna hit so hard. Already signed up three vaping squirrels on my way to the courthouse this afternoon.
New York Post@nypost
Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D
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@Dawgsfan34 wait. Hold up. Bookman was so evil about that unreturned library book
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Hands down, Soup Nazi.
Seinfeldism@Seinfeldism1
#Seinfeld Villains. Who was the most frightening?
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@BobbyWilson1004 this is one of your all-time hilarious replies sir - I actually burst out laughing right now in the office
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@CurtMcCormick I’m sorry but a blow up sex doll came to mind when I read your reply bro. And no I’ve never had one, LOL. But applicable… 😁
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They can hype this up all they want. Even limp Tiger out there. I still don’t care to watch pros -or anyone for that matter- play simulated golf on TV. Now me & the boys go do this and drank & bet & laugh. I’m in. BIG difference.
ESPN@espn
Tiger Woods will play in Match 2 of the best-of-3 TGL Finals on Tuesday night, he told ESPN. He has sat out all year as he recovers from back surgery last fall.
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