Cush

Ed Sharon

i wish turbo the snail was just some wet pussy sliding across my forehead

me when the speed cola kick in...

Are you a nice old lady, because i could rip you in half vertically right about now

i heard if you lick the tiny dick above the pussy you're gay

@_kybabyy bro ate and left no crumbs

why nobody told me we ALL got pretzel makers? 😭

After 1 sip of lean my butthole be puckering differently

I was having a good day until @PeeJayyB pissed on my foot, it's a lot better now thanks

who would win - 42 evil lesbians or one large ape

i shoved a heroin needle into my gf's arm in her sleep and told her she got stung by a bee

@Creepers_4_ever @MurasakiMikaVT ???

how big is the clash of clans goblins dick. not big i'd assume

i wish my butthole was a teddy graham canon

@SMOL_Gaming this yo girl? 🧐🧐🧐

met this girl on Linkedin, turns out I was catfished by Associated bank

me when i turn red rrrRRRRAAAAAHHHHH!!! 😈😈😈

i would fuck the shit out of the quaker oats guy

its raining harder than your grandma smacking big league chew in her mouth

lets just say im a bad witch today >:)