Thanos Wick

“Fat Lizzo”

I’m a sucker for deep conversations I wanna know why you went bald at 23.

Down by 1. Who are you giving the ball to in the post?

Those James Harden Rockets handles 😮‍💨

Short niggas be having that HAMMER on em 🍆

tell me in 3 words why you need $500.

What’s the dumbest reason you got into an argument with your significant other ??

I’ll bust y’all asses in spades & dominos.

buena

How do married couples go completely unprotected every single day and still avoid pregnancy? What aren’t they telling us?

this is how you become a mother.

Almost screamed in this classroom. I miss it bad