Chels

*over 30*

happy 26 years to 'i won't say i'm in love' twitter.com/contextsatc/st…

*jazz hands*

Can't be my type, ima low life 🎶

@Mother_Hen69 @allisonlikes They have great chicken tenders!

@allisonlikes This is an opinion I feel very strongly about. HOW is that place still open if it's not some type of money laundering stunt?

Look me in the eyes and tell me long john silvers isn’t a front for some crazy drug ring

@Mother_Hen69 You gotta problem

One thing about me is I'm gonna stare

I got my free biggby coffee today bc the universe knew I wasn't havin it and needed a lil treat 🫶

@Mother_Hen69 They spend so much money on trash

Kelly just said opossums are good for the economy

Sorry I was late. I had to shine the leaves on my pothos plant

I spit game bc bby I can't talk it

just got my master's degree in fucking around and finding out