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it must feel so puss to be a woman heading into work with a slick back pony

absolutely stoned to the moon heading to lasagna night… bout to be on my worst behavior frrrrr

they should make an MTA that actually functions properly on the weekend

7th wheeling dinner tonight with three gay guy couples :)

spending money feels soooooooo fucking good

that one coworker who doesnt play about the free food

ain’t you ever seen a wasian be a bad bitch?

me and the edible rn

I Look Non Binary Af Tonight. I’m Scared 😭

today im choosing love and joy and happiness and forgiveness :) :) :)

@ch1cken_t3nder we all have someone in mind too is the gag

Jojo is giving girl from your hometown who was really good at volleyball and her parents didn’t care that she would drive drunk in her jeep wrangler

reading a book on buddhism before our equinox yoga class are we, dear?

@gngbryce i have been changed… for good

me at the immediately smoking a bowl after logging off work olympics

Naturally Thin: Unleash Your SkinnyGirl and Free Yourself from a Lifetime of Dieting

sometimes you just gotta sigh, give an exasperated “chiiiiiile….” and get on with it

okay playing in my carrie wig was fun but it’s time to secure the miranda wig back into place

@gngbryce @CelsiusOfficial dragonfruit lime tho... come collect your baddie chain

pink lemonade celsius. BOOT. try again hun @CelsiusOfficial

arianators talking bout concert tickets like it’s civil rights

… it’s a 7 word chorus. there is 7 words in that chorus, girl.