Cyrus Wittig

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Cyrus Wittig

@CyWittig

West Palm Beach, FL Katılım Mart 2012

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·5 Oca

For my fantasy football punishment, I will be attempting the Waffle House challenge. I must stay in a Waffle House for 24 hours. For every waffle I eat, an hour is subtracted from my sentence. Please join me on this journey.

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·4d

@KFCBarstool It’s literally 5 seconds to get a call correct during a game that’s 3 hours long. A pitch outside the zone called a strike is a botched call. A pitch that catches the zone called a ball is a botched call. They review millimeter plays in football and it takes 15 minutes.

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KFC@KFCBarstool·4d

Super easy concept! Challenging pitches down to the millimeter is as annoying as when someone’s foot comes off the bag for a split second. It’s technically correct but not an enjoyable experience I think review should be for botched calls. Not barely decipherable differences

Cubservatory@cubservatory

@KFCBarstool What are you even attempting to say

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·6d

@MitchSchwartz71 If Myles Garrett bulled rushed the average person 20 straight times there’s like a 50/50 chance that person is alive

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Mitchell Schwartz@MitchSchwartz71·26 Mar

The good news is if it’s 20 pass block reps you won’t ever touch Myles so you’ll be just as healthy and taking 20 hacks against Skenes. Myles might get bored and decide to run you over though in which case your day would be done.

Trent Attyah@BookitWithTrent

Would you say the average person has a better chance of attempting to block Myles Garrett given 20 attempts or making fair contact off Paul Skenes on 20 pitches?

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·25 Mar

MLB Season Opener on Netflix?

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·23 Mar

@maxmerrima94645 The last time he played a rotation with actual size was 2020 with Azubuike and McCormack

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Max@maxmerrima94645·22 Mar

This is how Bill Self coaches btw.

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·23 Mar

@NickPriceKC There are no building blocks in the NIL era

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Nick Price@NickPriceKC·23 Mar

At the end of the year 67 teams leave the tournament with this feeling. Closing notes: I hope that wasn’t Bill Self’s last game. He’s been a staple in my sports watching life and I wouldn’t want any other coach. Can’t wait to watch DP in the NBA. Guy is a stud and has won me over. There are some building blocks here for a good bounce back next year. It’s still great to be a KU fan because you ALWAYS have a chance. Rock Chalk Forever 💙

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Rock Chalk Blog@RockChalkBlog·23 Mar

Inconceivably stupid. Outrageously, inconceivably stupid.

Beware Phog@bewarephog

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me with that end of game substitution of Elmarko for Kohl. Unfathomable decision by Bill Self.

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·23 Mar

Bill Self puts Elmarko in for defense and he immediately gets burnt to a crisp. Hang it up man

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·23 Mar

Bill Self is the best coach in Kansas history and a Top 10 coach all time, but it’s time for him to hang it up

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·23 Mar

Kansas doesn’t run an offense. Just pray a ballhandler can beat his guy 1 on 1

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Immortan Joe Mazzulla@normal_jake_·22 Mar

God this sport suckssssss

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Phantom Friar@ThePhantomFriar·21 Mar

Boomer take but it really was better when the NCAA tournament games were played on the home court of the host schools vs these generic courts where they all look the same

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Daniel “Mao Zedong” Pullin@derrico_henrio·13 Mar

You dont even show your to your own games. None of your fans are going to Vegas on a Wednesday night to watch you go 1 and done

Professor WildUte@TheWildUte

Told ya'll years ago that the Big 12 basketball tournament needs to leave KC for Vegas. No one outside of Kansas or Iowa goes to this tournament. This is an easy decision. Arizona clearly agrees.

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·11 Mar

Going viral but it’s just a lot of “Haha” tapbacks in the group chat

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Metapod King@MetapodKing·22 Şub

Hot take: there are only 151 Pokémon

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·21 Şub

@cynomel

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cynomel muncher@cynomel·20 Şub

it’s so funny when a guy doesn’t lift but still has a giant ass just walking around with a big gay ass for no reason

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·8 Şub

The new play by play page on the ESPN app suckssssss. Holy shit we do not need a drop down box for a shot chart…. It’s like scrolling terms and conditions to see the scoring

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·7 Şub

@mitchgoldich Eh idk man these are sort of bargain bin

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Mitch Goldich 🐙@mitchgoldich·6 Şub

Team Germany got their outfits at Dan Flashes

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Carrington Harrison@cdotharrison·6 Şub

Kids today don't understand how great EA Sports was during the PS2/Xbox era.

ThrowbackHoops@ThrowbackHoops

NBA Live 2005 All-Star Weekend 🔥

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·6 Şub

My PARKED car got hit while sitting in an auto shop (ironically) parking lot. Clear witnesses, full documentation, pictures provided, etc. One month later, Geico is still “reviewing,” the case, because they say they need more information. Insurance is such a scam.

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Cyrus Wittig@CyWittig·5 Şub

When Tony Soprano has a breakthrough in therapy

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