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Over 8 million Kenyans remain blacklisted at CRB even after clearing their loans. This was due to rules that keep negative listings for 7 years before removal

Be careful with your IDs. I lost my ID in 2021 and last year while checking my CRB report, I discovered that my ID had been used to take a loan by a certain group I even don't know. The loan was over 100,000.

Friendly International 🗺️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland vs 🇯🇵 Japan Both Teams to Score YES (@ 1.80/-125) Hit 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 - If you’re 𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 🍀 Scotland under Steve Clarke has evolved into a team that actually knows how to find the back of the net, especially in front of that massive "Tartan Army" home crowd. We aren't just talking about long balls anymore. With Scott McTominay playing like a possessed number ten, the man has a freakish knack for late arrivals in the box and John McGinn always being a threat from distance, Scotland rarely goes 90 minutes at home without a celebration. They’re coming off a solid run where they’ve scored in five of their last six matches, but as we’ve seen in their recent games against top tier opposition, they still struggle with high speed transitions. And that is exactly where Japan comes in. If you haven't been watching the "Samurai Blue" lately, you’re missing out on some of the most technical, high paced football in the world. Between Kaoru Mitoma's insane 1v1 ability on the wing and Takefusa Kubo's vision in the pocket, Japan is a nightmare matchup for a physical, traditional Scottish backline. They play with a relentless high press that usually forces a mistake or two, leading to those quick fire goals they’re famous for. Japan has been incredibly consistent, finding the net in almost every match they’ve played recently, including those big wins against heavy hitters. Because this is a high profile friendly, both managers are likely to experiment with their defensive rotations in the second half. When the substitutions start rolling in, the tactical structure usually loosens up, and that’s when the goals really start to flow. Scotland will have the physical edge on set pieces, where Andrew Robertson’s delivery is always a weapon, while Japan will have the edge in open play speed. #Scotland #Japan #NationalTeams

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I love how unproblematic jay is😂 Sijawai ona ametupiana mdomo na mtu Hapa. A cool guy who understands X kuna wendawazimu na good people. Big up J

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Leo nilikuwa nakaa poa eh!

Unfortunately we go again tomorrow💪 We don't loose hope.

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Kalenjin Men think that Child Spacing is when you have one Child in Kericho and another in Bomet!

The role of Riggy G in this country should never go beyond serving us with comic relief.

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@VinceErrands , thank you so much for your good service ,helping us sort , pack and parcel,, 😮‍💨🤌🏽

@jo_ikigai Damn! Girl i hope you have a goodnight