Cyborg News Network

@national_roast will not fool us, with their big money and anti-gamer agenda! We know the only real news is the @CyborgNewsMPSP

CNN Exclusive: @alexquebecmpsp reports that Sarah Ogruk's CYBORG Party has won the election! therabblemedia.wixsite.com/therabble/post…

CNN is tremendously excited to announce a new partnership with @Rabble_Media. The Rabble will provide us with a trusted, reputable platform to publish our REAL NEWS, and will also pay @alexquebecmpsp's salary cause the poor guy broke af

Very excited to announce the hiring of @alexquebecmpsp as our newest staff reporter!

A free and responsible press is vital for any democracy. CNN will provide fair, unbiased assessments of all political activity in Canada!