Single Lady Cyclist

@IntrovertProbss You really don't...

I hate when someone rings my doorbell because I have to drop whatever I’m doing to be silent and pretend I’m not home

@LauraEWebsterr It's disgusting. Not only eroding heritage but causing obesity, disease, alienation from local produce, reliance on UPV foods and then their capitalist pharmaceutical remedy, the weight loss jab. Edinburgh, say no x

Leave Edinburgh Waverley ATM and the first thing you see is a giant KFC advert hiding one of many stores left to rot on Princes Street. We spoke to conservationists, who are concerned that allowing these kinds of displays is "eroding" Scotland's architectural heritage

@wat_thee_deuce_ Burnt roof of mouth

Who remembers going to the swimmers and getting a cup of soup from this machine afterwards?

@TheRealJamieKay Got this in 1994

Does anyone else still have one of these?

@80_mcswan Jackie's seat is quite big. Taking it off her would be momentous

According to Labour sources, the party is almost certain that Jackie Baillie, who has held her seat since 2009, is set to lose it at the upcoming Holyrood election to the SNP and could even come third. Watch this space.

@realninawysocka It's the exorbitant housing costs that do it.

Salary: £2,800 🇬🇧 Rent: £1,400 Income tax: £270 National Insurance: £171 Council tax: £180 Gas: £80 Electricity: £95 Water: £50 Car insurance: £100 Food: £200 Phone: £40 Leisure: £50 Money left: £164 And that’s being conservative. How are people in the UK meant to live pay cheque to pay cheque?

@AlpacaAurelius Ultra processed food and hypercapitalism

Before the 1970s, everyone was hot & healthy even though they ate more, drank more & smoked more. WTF happened

@80s_Kidz Secret...and also Pyramint... were also magic

What would you pick for your school packed lunch?

@80s_Kidz 🤣

@otokyo__ Minus 1

DON’T LIE !

@lady_valor_07 Soul

What?

@Stephenmac437 @honeymoon250 Totally. This also makes MEN instantly unattractive...and not just in a restaurant. Also. Watching social media or whatever with no headphones, in a public place. Rude and arrogant...men do all these things far more than women

@honeymoon250 Farting or belching loudly in a restaurant

@otokyo__ I'd quickly convey this package to my ex husband x

You get home and you're taking out your groceries, you reach over and see this. What's your next move?

@Wisdom_HQ None of these would help me in my life...

Choose wisely 👀

@lippyent Try 25

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@Matt_Pinner Colony

A group of rats is called?

@RyanSoapKing25 Most folk who behave as bi maybe don't identify that way... perhaps bi is more understood as mainstream yet not proclaimed as what you ARE

The fact that in the space of 40 years #EastEnders have only had 4 bisexual characters ( correct me if I've missed anyone) 1. Tony Hills ( 1990s) 2. Sonia Fowler 3. Oscar Branning 4. Ash Panesar Can't wait for EE's new bisexual love triangle. ❤️🔥

@_laurendoherty_ @RyanSoapKing25 Suki and Peter

@RyanSoapKing25 Surely suki is

@otokyo__ Be home by 8.15pm (aged 9-11)

🤔

@mindfulmaven_ Oh no, good griffin 🤦