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@vxunderground @TradFidiGuy @DoingFedTime

@TradFidiGuy @DoingFedTime Biden was hilarious too. Bro would black out mid sentence and started moving around like a robot, he didn't know where he was 80% of the time

Lost over 400 followers on social media after I made a comment about the President of the United States and his posts on Truth Social The leader of a country (literally any country) writing "open the fuckin' strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll all be living in Hell" and "Praise be to Allah" when living in a predominantly Christian nation, on Easter Sunday, is genuinely hysterical. Like, imagine if Claudia Sheinbaum said that, or if Volodymyr Zelenskyy said that It made me audibly laugh out loud. I'm still laughing about it.

@RonaldPython @vxunderground Sure you did. It’s a public post, buddy!

@CygCygnus @vxunderground Nobody asked you pal

@RonaldPython @vxunderground No

@vxunderground Can you stay posting about what ur bio says ? Nobody gives an f about him and his insanity and most don't care about politics especially non americans

Something nerds don't want to admit: they low-key enjoy the chaos Yeah, yeah, ransomware is bad, state sponsored threat actors are bad, but deep down when shit hits the fan it is exciting. Even though it's just a beep boop computer your adrenaline gets pumping

@vxunderground Oh my

> wake up > take a shit > get out of bed > get on beep boop machine > check the everything app > more notifications than atoms in universe > look inside

Yeah, so basically the reason why nerds who work on computers are so weird about universities and stuff is because of the weird cultural shift that occurred when the internet really started booming Historically, universities were the only places people could get high quality information, labs, advanced literature, etc etc. They were higher education institutions. When the internet exploded, more and more information was dumped online in extreme volumes. Suddenly, in just a few decades, there is more information online than in universities. Universities no longer possess the elitism or secret knowledge or information they once had. Of course, for argument sake, some exceptions are still place, such as for healthcare. You can read all you want about surgery online, but you need to attend a university to get formal training. Anyway, when cybersecurity first popped up, universities didn't really have any material on it. They did, but it wasn't like it was online with forums and stuff (IRC, whatever) where information was pouring out every day. The problem universities faced was how fast information traveled. The information taught in universities is relatively old. In the age of the internet information is fast. Lightning fast. Everyday I see new malware papers being released. It would be virtually impossible for a university to keep up with this pace. So, the other thing is universities have structure and stuff. Being an internet nerd does not require structure and stuff. Many cybersecurity nerds thrived on being an autodidact and self exploring. When the autodidact nerds find a university nerd, there is a cultural divide whereas autodidact nerd thinks university nerd wasted their time and money and could have learned it themselves. University nerd sees autodidact nerd as someone who (probably) doesn't have an education or feels a bit elitist because they graduated from a university. The elitism they feel circles back to the historical stuff with universities, the secret knowledge, the alumni, etc. Ultimately, nerds can do whatever. Old heads and new head autodidact nerds will thrive and be driven by curiosity forever. Doing this requires immense self discipline and being infinitely hungry for information. University nerds may feel the same, but may feel lost without guidance and are more reliant on structure. University nerds can do well in our field as long as get their feet wet in university stuff, then continue self education outside of the university. Neither is wrong per say, just a different learning style and preferred method.

@vxunderground literal shitposting

At my first programming job I ate a bunch of hotdogs and milk for breakfast. I pooped my pants at work. It was a 30 minute drive home. I sat in my poopy pants for over 30 minutes.

In 2003, a teenager and his friends were sitting in a park late at night talking about nuclear weapons and drawing pictures of missiles in the dirt with sticks. He went home, opened a programme called Flash, animated a 94 second video of every country launching missiles at each other, recorded the voiceover in one take using silly accents, and sent it to his friends. Someone posted it online without him knowing. It ended up on every humour site that existed before YouTube and became one of the first videos in internet history to go truly viral. Millions of people watched a crudely drawn earth with a narrator who opened with “Hokay, so, here’s ze earth” and a scene where France says “but I am le tired” before being told to “have a nap, then fire ze missiles.” Jason Windsor was a recent high school graduate who drew the whole thing with a regular mouse. He never expected anyone outside his friend group to see it. It helped launch his career in animation and 15 years later he released a sequel.

@kmcnam1 horse meme best meme

@vxunderground thank you

Oh yeah? You're a "hacker"? Prove it. Show me your carpel tunnel syndrome and nerve damage from sitting in a chair for too long

@vxunderground This is your life now 💜 Just wait till Smelly Jr has birthday parties

Chat, I have bad news. I have been informed I previously confirmed with a family member I would attend their child's birthday party. I forgot. No updates now, I have to go subject myself to plagues and watch tiny people scream and throw things

Hello, I am currently syncing and uploading stuff to malware city. Unsurprisingly, it is malware and malware accessories. Please hold while malware is uploaded to the internet. Thanks,

@uwu_underground @Tr3s0r She’s the absolute best

Let it be known. @tr3s0r is the infosec vibes test. If you're cruel to her: red flag. She's selfless, caring, worldly, smart kind, and willing to learn and support the nice ones. If you want someone in your life whose there for, will go out of her way to bring you gifts from afar and always listens. Shes it. Give her a follow, she is 100% worth going to war over.

@vxunderground idk what I expected

Tapping the sign again for perhaps a particular reason

Why are you lying? You followed me to 6 different discords, commenting on my old posts and stalking me. Everyone saw. No one “doxxed you”. Now you’re going around finding old posts again, accusing me of what YOU did. If you think going to another one of my friends to lie about me and harass me more is going to get you invited back to the local hacker community, you’re wrong. Please leave me alone.

Hello, One of my friends was let go from her job as a result of the technology and/or technology adjacent companies performing mass layoffs. If you or someone you love is seeking a person who does IR/SOC management stuff, or something, please consider hiring my friend @CygCygnus is a smart lady and is cool and badass

Green is an awesome color. It's also the color you should think of when the lead vocals call you like a siren and install a backdoor in your cerebral cortex

// SYSTEM ALERT: INTRUSION DETECTED // THREAT ACTOR: UwU Underground // SECTOR: @DistrictCon Network Anomalous signals detected inbound to Washington D.C. Intelligence suggests a coordinated infiltration of the physical layer. PAYLOAD: Unidentified Class-IV Acrylic Artifacts. QUANTITY: Extremely Limited. PROTOCOL: Enable notifications. Monitor this frequency.

Me: I want to have more friends Tech companies: