Joey Vetromile

Imagine Spider-Man swinging around the city but he’s shithouse wasted

Extra Toasty Cheez-Its are a skid mark on the underpants of society

Our offense had a day 👏

Mahomes totally films promo videos every day during the off-season.

@FuckBovice Story of my life

how you gonna walk up to me ask if i like pop punk and be upset when i say no?

When you didn’t even get a chance to have some wing dip before it’s finished

@FuckBovice The Road To Alvacodo

alvacodo is the worst fucking fruit/veggie and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t

lol what a fucking idiot

Note to self: Carbonated Alfredo sauce.

lol jk I hope both teams win

Fuck the Bills

@lor_rehn I like to think the Watt brothers love to brag about how tough they are and then eventually they hurt themselves even more and get taken out for the season because they’re both just stupid

Let’s be real - he doesn’t need a fully functioning finger on the line or to pass rush. This isn’t some freak toughness lol tape it together and move on people

The Butcher’s first-ever figure arrives in AEW Unrivaled 13! Shop now at Ringsid.ec/AEWUnrivaled13 #RingsideCollectibles #WrestlingFigures #AllEliteWrestling #Jazwares #AEWDynamite #AEWRampage #AEWUnrivaled #AEWCollision #TheButcher @andycomplains

@jooelarkin THEIR FIRST TWO ALBUMS FUCKING SLAP

Bullet for my Valentine is the Nickelback of metalcore

Yeah he did and he wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it

Joe Burrow after getting paid twitter.com/Skeeter696969/…

Bengals fans after starting 0-2:

This will never not be funny.

Is it too early to think about writing my “Last Will and Testament”?

I honestly recommend watching the entire LOTR trilogy with swedish subtitles on, just for this beautiful moment