carlos the dwarf

@zachq79 @creflo7 If this isn’t sarcasm then god strike me down now, right in the pussy! God isn’t real and sobriety doesn’t give anyone the right to give personal advice such as this. just saying.

@creflo7 Thanks guys 🥰 sorry I never pop on here!

@LopanDamnit Well, I know who CAN’T take my horse...

Mad Max Fury Road owns my whole ass

@LopanDamnit Sandy Bullock, one of my first big lesbian crushes 😍

@fuzzygreenballs @LopanDamnit

@fuzzygreenballs @LopanDamnit You absolutely could not take down a kangaroo, have you seen those things?? They’re terrifying!

@LopanDamnit I’m going to go with a goose. Everyone is so afraid of them, that’s actually what I yelled at in the story Cody told. It was running up ready to attack and I said No! NO SIR DO NOT! And pointed at it and it raised its head up and walked away. I could take one if needed 😆

@fuzzygreenballs @LopanDamnit

@creflo7 @LopanDamnit @SpanDannis Oh and I remember Eddie coming out dressed like a king and @creflo7 had gone to pee and I was so bummed he missed it cuz it was the coolest thing I had ever seen 😂

@creflo7 @LopanDamnit @SpanDannis I didn’t have a wristband but I had a ticket, the security guard spoke in my ear so loud and her breath was hot and she was so rude. I remember bits and pieces of the show, forgot about the goldschläger. I remember @LopanDamnit buying me a beer because I wasn’t 21 yet?

@LopanDamnit I basically did the same thing when we got power and jumped up and cooked as much as possible and baked cookies.

@JohnDeDomenici youtu.be/RQyX48NtDrQ And one more with lots of pillows and so calm

@JohnDeDomenici youtu.be/v7SN-d4qXx0 this is my absolute favorite, you stay on the floor the whole time and can move super gentle and slow

@LopanDamnit “Nuclear silliness”

@LopanDamnit “Craaaaab people craaaab people... taste like crab...look like people”

@LopanDamnit Are you sure you’re not thinking of crabs?

@SpanDannis 😟fuck

You ever cough so hard that you throw your back out? Not from a bong rip but being sick as shit? That happened to me today.