It's Link

@itsstillkieran Do it, why not.

Is it weird that I’m tempted to become a Deliveroo cyclist purely for the fitness?

@itsstillkieran You and me both. 😮‍💨

I feel a bit ill and spaced out today 🫠

@itsstillkieran I've restarted playing too 😅

Oh by the way, I have animal Crossing new horizons now and my friend code is SW-1235-8862-3028 if anyone wants to add me but keep in mind I have no idea how to play this game

@Mattathon_ 👀

new jock! who wants to wrestle?

@theBeeb0i Oh damn

@Mattathon_ Oooft

he’s gonna poke someone’s eye out with that thing 😮 (my arm, bc it bigger now)

@itsstillkieran Something tells me the shipping cost more than the materials needed to make it.

A brand-new, incredibly modest jockstrap arrived today from coyote jockstraps and usually I prefer the wide banded jocks if people ask but I have to admit I actually kind of love these even if they are basically just string and a stamp

@Euan_A_C 👀

@itsstillkieran Ah, sorry to hear this buddy :(

To cheer me up for losing my job today, a bunch of my friends coordinated to get their boobies out at the same time for me and it was a great day for Kieran

@itsstillkieran Oh dear, what have you done 🤣

I haven’t even done anything yet, and I’m fucking sweating

@Mattathon_ 👀

2023 vs 2026 😮‍💨

@itsstillkieran Oh the tease.

@Jhinchliffe07 Nearly 37 too - fortunately haven't needed to use Botox. Genes are holding out.

Yes i need botox, I'm nearly 37 and I make a living off of how I look & act🙈

@itsstillkieran I wanna snoof

This is the style of Calvin Klein briefs that I think are the best I think they just look so nice. I love the white band although I will say previous iterations of this I think had a slightly lower cotton content, so now they aren’t as flexible

Thought I scrubbed up pretty well! #christmas #suitguy #suitgay #gay

@RupertLowe10 Well I mean they helped. No amount of historical whitewashing will change that. 🤷

I am sick of hearing that Britain was built by immigrants. No. No it was not. It was built by British men and women. We should be proud of that.

@itsstillkieran Meeee tooo

I went to the gym today 👁️👄👁️

Dream of the Endless

@itsstillkieran If you wanna rest that on my snoot, I'm A-OK with that.

It is Jocktober 31st and happy Halloween everyone and blessed Samhain to those who celebrate I am not currently wearing my costume because I’m gonna be wearing it at the party tomorrow, but I have spent a lot of my day figuring out how to make my magical bellybutton

First 5k done in a while. Phew.