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Cyrus 🐙
@CyrusCyrus__
Overly critical Cubs fan. Largest producer of earwax in North America. 25.
Wisconsin Katılım Nisan 2012
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“the moon in the fucking sky?” let’s goooooo
Pop Base@PopBase
Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Y’all idiots voted for unlimited bacon, now we have no games. Fuck!
The White House@WhiteHouse
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What it’s like trying to get a bartender to change the channel
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@poddtadre The onion was very funny at one time. That time has long passed.
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So funny that conservatives championed the Bee as an alternative to mainstream woke comedy that wouldn’t be afraid to be super edgy and offensive, but it just posts toothless boring memes about liberals while its rival the Onion publishes jokes about Kobe’s helicopter crash.
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee
Local Man Likes His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby buff.ly/ctiybND
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NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani learns of former Vice President Dick Cheney's death while voting in Queens, November 2025.
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@harper_pau55997 @conspiracyb0t Ok but if he wasn't a hypocrite he wouldn't be promoting fights, being a "corporate shill" in a sport that causes brain damage.... If he cares about facts and logic and the like
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@CyrusCyrus__ @conspiracyb0t He talked Brendan Schab into quitting because he thought it was effecfing his mental function.
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Joe Rogan grills Dr. Peter Hotez for exclusively promoting vaccines while disregarding exercise, vitamins, and a healthy diet.
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@brian_schaler @DuncanSmithNBA I think that yes, a very influential podcaster with one of the largest podcasts in the world, who ate up and spewed back out every right wing talking point to his audience, who endorsed Donald Trump, maybe had something to do with the election of Donald Trump.
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Yea, it’s a podcaster who is responsible 🤡 not the democrats party who ran someone no one liked, literally received 0 delegates in 2020 primary, less than Tulsi Gabbard, got vp because she was a she and poc, given $1 billion to campaign for president, refused to work with Joe Rogan to do a podcast(or any of the other podcasts you ridiculously blame for Trump winning), and the American voters decided against her… like the democrats did in 2020. Holding everyone else responsible for the democrats problem
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Fascinating watching Joe become more and more terrified of this new world he is largely responsible for creating
Home of the Brave@OfTheBraveUSA
Joe Rogan: " One of these high-level commanders says, 'don't be worried [about war with Iran] because Trump is anointed by Jesus Christ to bring back [his] return on Earth' … Those [guys] are just as scary as suicide bombers."
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Question: I'm a waiter at a local restaurant in Queens, a full time college student who sleeps an average of four hours a night and is still thousands in debt. How is a war in a country half the world away funded by the taxes pulled from my check, helping me in any way?
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Me: “I’m done smoking”
Also me after my first beer:
Trill Withers@TylerIAm
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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