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Cyrus 🐙
@CyrusCyrus__
Overly critical Cubs fan. Largest producer of earwax in North America. 25.
Wisconsin Katılım Nisan 2012
651 Takip Edilen229 Takipçiler
CEO of head trauma and domestic violence says men shouldn't talk about their mental health
ACD MMA@acdmma_
🚨 Dana White says that men should NEVER talk about their mental health struggles publicly: “Talking about it publicly, I just feel like it opens the door to make young men think that it’s OK to just f**king go, ‘Oh, I’m having mental [health issues] (White says in a whiny voice).’” “Handle it behind closed doors. Don’t show that weakness to anybody.” “I am unapologetically masculine. What is toxic masculinity? Who has it? Who’s too masculine?” via @TIME
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@chrrytonie I've always wondered why people would wear their initials on a necklace.... Did you think you'd forget your own name?
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@HanaHoops Watch your mouth before I crush those dirty ass kids in your banner.
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@uzi5_55 @BoeJamnaPT3 Republicans have been allowed to carry guns for years.....
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@bluegeaux Bro looks like a creature I'd make in Spore when I was 8
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"She was totally raping them one after the other while they ran a train on her."
A sentence that people today will claim makes sense.
New York Post@nypost
Teacher charged with having sex with student in school closet now accused of abusing 5 others, including girl trib.al/J0W4DEP
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@awmandart Twitter discovers award ceremonies invite more than just the people from the industry they're celebrating
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desculpa mas pergunta genuína: por que estão enfiando ela em eventos q n faz sentido ela estar lá????
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Alysa Liu attends the American Music Awards.
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@Meelsie143 ik we're talking superheros and alien goo but why would an alien that takes the form of a gooey slime thing morph into a regular fabric suit? Would it not be a variation of the gooey gleep glorp like this?
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when did people decide the symbiote suit should look like disgusting slime instead of black cloth
Rath🗡️@vrillain0
When are we getting this in live action !?
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Para que le está clavando una aguja? no entiendo
Gusholder Haber Bülteni@gusholderhaber
İğneli epilasyonun nasıl bir şey olduğunu yakın çekimde gösteren kadın, izleyenleri böyle bilgilendiriyor.
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@Jfcdoomblade Was a little surprised the eye glow wasn't used more for the rest of the movie
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There’s a shot in OBSESSION where Nikki is shrouded in complete darkness and her eyes look like two tiny white dots.
I have not stopped thinking about that shot.
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"lame & self-indulgent" could be the title of your autobiography
Piers Morgan@piersmorgan
Farewell, Stephen Colbert. Very sharp and funny when playing characters on Daily Show and Colbert Report. Not so sharp or funny when he played himself on Late Show, and very dull/predictable after he caught TDS. Thought his finale was lame & self-indulgent.
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Wild to see late night TV cancel their shows instead of try doing them with less than 500 staff
Brian Stelter@brianstelter
One of the great group shots of "The Late Show" staff posing on stage:
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@greggutfeld Whats the staff count on a Fox News set? Don't forget to include the workers that have been sexually harassed by anchors, please.
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And it’s the reason they were canceled. That head count is more than most decent sized businesses. For 3 jokes a night, at best.
Brian Stelter@brianstelter
One of the great group shots of "The Late Show" staff posing on stage:
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@Cr7Godbrand What is preventing the man from doing all of these tasks for the woman?
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Women will work 8hr hour shifts and still come home to serve their dogs that don’t pay bills or serve any physical, sexual, or long-term purpose their dog food, clean up
the house the dog littered, walk their dog while also picking up his poop, walk him back, shower him, and still play with him until they go to bed.
But coming home from work to cook a meal for the man that they will both eat is slavery, and the man who is footing the bills is a slave master. Dogs get better vip treatment than husbands.
Ash Lagacy@Ash_lagacy
This is what it means to be a caring wife 🤧🥹🥹
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