Doctor, M.D.

( #parodytwt #rptwt #promotwt #animalhospitalanomaly ) Hello, Twitter app. ☺️ One of my lovely interns recommended that I join this website. I am eager to make friends and share news of my daily life 😊😊 patientportal.straw.page

@nursefuyu (( I did not say this . ))

@D0ctors0ffice ?

(( why is inflation lowkey effecting roblox clothing prices too bruh ))

@HELPINGHAXD (( look up roblox inflation to learn more! ☺️☺️☺️ /jokeJOKE IM JOKING ))

I hate inflation //

@sikeologistt None of them are my nephew! Or niece! Which is why I’m so confused… I’ve heard some of them say it’s because I’m old. But I’m only in my thirties. 😑

@D0ctors0ffice It is an abbreviation uncle. Which intern is your nephew? 🤔 Family dynamics are important!

I really wish the interns would stop referring to me as “chopped” and “unc”. What does it mean?!?!?!

There’s nothing that makes me feel worse than almost losing my cool in front of a patient. Maybe I should have a chat with our psychologist one of these days…

@SecretAgentAH (( WAIT THE CHEF 😢😢 aww my babas aww ))

@D0ctors0ffice 😎 too… 🥹 //

Doing this… //

@SecretAgentAH Gosh, fine. 😑 Go to room 8. You are such an odd… person. Odd person.

@D0ctors0ffice Rub my belly and then I’ll deal with them…

Can someone explain why patients keep asking me to tickle them?

@Snakiesttt I am unsure how this makes me feel.

@D0ctors0ffice they are sexually attracted to you

@SecretAgentAH NOT YOU, TOO! Go handle the anomalies! You are a grown cat!

@D0ctors0ffice Rub my belly…

@SecretAgentAH (( HI LITTLE CRAIG ))

@D0ctors0ffice Hello little Remede :D :D :D //

(( this will become a serious rp account someday. not today tho ))

@SICKLYINPUP Meet me in Room 8

@D0ctors0ffice ⠀ ⠀I will give you 5 bucks ⠀&⠀2 cups of coffee⠀. ⠀

@SICKLYINPUP Goodness gracious! How many times do I have to repeat that… physical therapy is NOT a treatment that we offer? 😟

@D0ctors0ffice ⠀ ⠀can I have a belly rub ⠀

@bnuuyintern Thank you intern! How kind!! ☺️☺️

@D0ctors0ffice Be proud, Doctor ❤️‍🩹 #YoureTheBest

Because we’re beautiful!

@nursefuyu I won’t be tickling anything of yours.

@D0ctors0ffice Dr Can u tickle my Tuesday. Question mark

Contrary to popular belief, me and Dr. Harlow are not related! Frankly, I don’t know them very well. They’re… respectable, though! That’s a word for it 😊

@HeadNurse220 Oh, for sure. I could talk to Dr. Harlow about it being a monthly thing. ☺️ And don’t call me too kind, there’s no such thing! We deserve a break once in a while. We all do.

@D0ctors0ffice “ You are too kind. I think we should invite some other coworkers as well. The hospital did so well last month, maybe this could be seen as a reward? A night out even ? “

Can’t wait to get a drink after work. It’s always so busy on holidays. 😑

@HeadNurse220 No, no, I insist! You don’t owe me a thing! You work so hard. Don’t worry about it. Just making sure my coworkers are in good spirits. ☺️

@D0ctors0ffice “ . Ah? Why thank you, Doctor. I appreciate it. I’d say I owe you one for that . “