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@glazingtooth @BubblesTubbing If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
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@BubblesTubbing there must be someone you've confused me for.
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I catch these often ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 love our moon
ᅠ@artindetails
lunar corona, colorful rings around the moon.
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Me: entering Japanese cat café.
employee stops me immediately.
Employee: One rule.
Me: Okay.
Employee: Orange cat bites people from France.
Me: I’m not French.
Employee: Good.
I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic.
then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler.
Cat staring at me aggressively.
Employee watching nervously from distance.
Me: I thought he only hated French people.
Employee: He improvises.
cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact.
Me: THIS IS TARGETED.
small child nearby points at cat.
Child: That one evil.
Employee: No no, He just passionate.
cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently.
Me: …wait he likes me?
Employee shocked.
Employee: Impossible.
another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet.
Manager arrives.
Manager: He has never trusted customer before.
Me: What does that mean.
Manager bows slightly.
Manager: You must take him.
Me: TAKE HIM WHERE.
orange cat already asleep on me.
Employee quietly bringing adoption papers.
Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.
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@D7R9S @Palki3000 Imagine your idol saying “fuck you” to your face. That's what happened
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@ShadowSquadron0 @Palki3000 Yeah, that kind of thing hits hard, no buts on that one. Still, things sometimes just happen like that, most of the time one can't know the perfect interaction/wording. And when it happens, it happens. Again, not a "just get over it", more... maybe trying to not get stuck in it?
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@Macheesecheese Has this ever actually happened or how the joke become popular?
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