The Austrian Fossil

Yes. This was me. No. I'm not ashamed.

@ASHiLEYjAMES LOL! Thanks you fuckin bastard :)

@D8nnyJ Whenever I feel like I’m getting old, I think of you and I immediately feel better about myself. Happy birthday, old man 💛

Swansea City's stats this season in the Championship! 🦢

@SwansOfficial Sorry, but this could literally be anything. Not getting my hopes up until it officially announced.

Leo in his new colours 🦢

✍️ We have completed the signing of experienced defender Joel Ward on a deal through to the end of the 2025-26 season. 👉 swanseacity.club/3LlQqbC

Hell of a stop. Vigouroux been a god send this season!

@StacksSonny @TheSwanPortal I agree here. Cook played him like a fiddle. Was so frustrating to watch, but you HAVE to be smarter than that 🙈

@TheSwanPortal Steve cook has been round the block mate, silly decision by your player. Who 10 mins before did a foul throw- pathetic. Then 10 seconds before the “headbutt” throwing himself to the floor like he had been shot.

Shocking headbutt this mind 🙄

@touchfarvetched I've seen this story a couple of times and find it so confusing. Does anyone know the true reason for his departure? Should we be concerned?

I can reply to this directly, but that last sentence is absolute bollocks. The guy just recently uprooted his family and brought them here. Now he’s got to uproot his children again. He certainly wasn’t “working his ticket to get the boot”

✍️ Welcome, Idah! ☘️ We are delighted to announce the signing of striker Adam Idah from Celtic, subject to international clearance. 👉 swanseacity.club/3Vr6lXh

💥 ÖZEL | ÇAYKUR RİZESPOR 💚💙 Bu sezon Çaykur Rizespor'da 34 maçta görev alan 25 yaşındaki Macar stoper Attila Mocsi, Championship ekibi Swansea City'nin radarında. İngiliz ekibi, yakın zamanda iyi bir teklifle oyuncu ve kulübün kapısını çalacak. 🔥🔥🔥

Swansea are set to win the race to sign free agent Ricardo Santos following his departure from Bolton. Santos, 29, had offers from a number of clubs from home and abroad, but he has decided to make the move to Swansea. #swans #bwfc

@gregnut1 God damn that's some incredible coping

@D8nnyJ Hahahahaha

@rejectedtheoffa Big fan of Greg Davies. Bloke seems like the life of the party. It's hard not to engage when someone is that animated.

Saw Greg Davies last night, just a few weeks after seeing Ricky Gervais in Cardiff, and Greg was SO MUCH better. I think it's because you really felt Greg wanted to be there, he was engaging and enjoying the show. Ricky felt jaded, like he was going through the motions a bit

Swansea City AFC is delighted to announce that Alan Sheehan has been appointed as the new head coach of the football club, following a highly successful spell as caretaker head coach 🦢 👉 swanseacity.club/3GuvtZ2

This Luton commentator is about to have a heart attack.

@TBSwans @janejames1jack I educated myself for you, bro. "Tadhg is an Irish name! It’s pronounced "Tige" (rhymes with "tiger" without the "r"), and it’s a very traditional Gaelic name meaning "poet" or "philosopher."

@D8nnyJ @janejames1jack 😂😂😂

They've proper messed up the televised champ games this weekend. I want to see Cardiff relegated tonight ffs

@RichSwan74 @RyanLeeMichael Again, not to discredit him. It's just a big job. I'd say I'm not entirely for or against him. Just cautious.

@D8nnyJ @RyanLeeMichael Not sure I agree with the poor form bit, he took over a team that was bottom of the form table and couldn't hit a barn door in January. Big players could be going this summer so the club need to back him and find the right replacements or we will be back to square one in October

Can’t wait to be looking for a new manager 4 months into the season

@RichSwan74 @RyanLeeMichael Fair point, but it could also be categorised as a 'new manager bounce'. That's not to discredit the work he's put in and the amazing upturn in form. I guess the question is- what happens when, under his management, our form goes out the window?

@TBSwans @janejames1jack Sorry, dude. I'm used to how it sounds verbally. I don't write your name much as I generally avoid contact with you because of your bullying tactics, such as your response to me now.

@D8nnyJ @janejames1jack TADHG

@janejames1jack @TBSwans Right. I see my misunderstanding. I thought he meant tonight as in they PLAY tonight. I got confused until I realised Tag is complaining about the fact that they should've been on this evening. Its Friday...it's been a long week for my brain.

@D8nnyJ @TBSwans Lose their next game and they can’t catch the teams above them due to big GD