Kryptonite

Ngl, this Man united one game a week is killing me slowly

@Anthonyvine Nbl o, your IQ go first enter zero😭

@DAILYEBA 🤣🤣

Funny thing about these men in women dominated field tweet is, the moment you're drafting it, your brain would freeze mid-composing , then you have to actually think like a woman to unfreeze your brain😭

As a girl, you can only get my attention with money. If you're texting and I'm not giving you the vibes, instead of complaining, send me money to gain my attention. Please you're not the only girl texting me.

Can a 9-5 girl bag him?

In my opinion, If you meet him in a mall while shopping and you want his number or attention, courtesy demands you pay his bills.

@ThaBoyYom And that's on period💅

If things are not going well for you and your business as a Woman, check if you’ve offended your Man If a Man is not happy, it can never be well with his Woman.

May a lustful ungenerous woman not think I'm the one.

@inmaownhead @Wizarab10 Delete this your reply or I'll go naked this night and hold my penis for you and you'll see what the nakedness and flaccid penis of a man can do

@Wizarab10 The reason this has been said over the years is because of what women go through during and after childbirth. Don’t use bangers and farming to downplay such things.

Be mindful of hurting men. If a man goes naked at midnight, holds his penis and swear for you, it will catch you. God always answer men's prayers.

Stop waiting for a woman to validate you. You’re handsome, you’re smart, you’re worth the time and effort. You deserve to be loved out loud and it is not your fault if a woman cannot see this in you, it’s her loss.

Told her I wanted Topzy cuts to come give me a haircut, and she sent 5k to me. I don't understand, is the 5k money for blade?

@Wizarab10 Any woman who cannot give me 1 million monthly is not my spec

A real woman would put her man on monthly allowance.

@_AsiwajuLerry If she can't pay for it she doesn't deserve to see it.

As a man, your haircut says a lot about the kind of woman you’re dating.

@StretfordEndx @fichajesnet Abeg na 😭

🚨 Manchester United view João Félix as a good option for the summer transfer window. The 26-year-old Portugal international offers versatility, capable of operating as an attacking midfielder or out wide, adding depth and flexibility to United’s forward. [@fichajesnet] #mufc

@Wizarab10 Women can't even do the barest minimum without expecting something in return. I'm so sorry and rooting for you to see a better woman that'll fly you back and not expect something in return.

This babe flew me to Dubai for 3 nights. Because I refused to have sex with her, she abandoned me there without booking my return ticket. We did not discuss sex before travelling. I thought she just wanted to dwell in my presence. Now I'm stranded.

Told this girl I just met I still live with my parent and she replied with “hmmm”. I Instantly blocked her, cos of she was serious about me, she'd offer to rent a space for me.

Definitely BNXN😮‍💨

I for repost but my mama don pay for am before

As a woman, don't ask me if I've eaten if you're not going to buy me lunch.

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