Remember when one of the rights favourite insults was calling anyone who wasn’t a straight white male, a pedo?
Must be crazy to find out your straight white male president is that exact thing and so much worse.
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Handsome Divorced Dad
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Handsome Divorced Dad
@DANEX873
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The fucking algorithm got me so good last night. Started talking to my daughter about how much I miss her and how proud I am of the adult she has grown into and then just got punished with girl dad reels and ended up crying in my bed at midnight 😂
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These MF’s would have hated the attitude era 😂 The Rock and Stone Cold were champ 400 times each and usually dropped the title in matches like a “chainsaws in a limousine on a cliff death match” and would die on Monday to come back to life the following week and win it back
Tribal Wrestling@TribalMegastar
Cody Rhodes has won the Undisputed WWE Championship three times in under two years. He hasn't been pinned clean once since returning to WWE in 2022. THIS IS AWFUL BOOKING BRO 😭 #SmackDown
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@algorithmsayshi Reply to the thirst traps with ya entire chest in public or give it the ♥️ and keep it movin 🤷🏽♂️
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Stop 👏🏻 Sending 👏🏻 Me 👏🏻 My 👏🏻 Posts 👏🏻 In 👏🏻 My 👏🏻 DMs 👏🏻 I 👏🏻 Know 👏🏻 What 👏🏻 I 👏🏻 Posted 👏🏻
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@SilentGarrett @WhiteHouse They forgot one. Similar to this ß I believe, same country of origin too. How weird.
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Fuuuuuck being at the footy when you don’t give a shit about either team is a tough carry 😂
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3 things in life are certain.
Death, taxes, and the Parramatta Eels being dogshit.
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Handsome Divorced Dad retweetledi
It’s time to play the gamehausen.
Triple H@TripleH
Welcome to the Big Dancehausen. @DanhausenAD
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Handsome Divorced Dad retweetledi
Hello, this is my son Saosin Self Titled EP
Viktor@FB_viktor
Let's normalize naming our kids after 10/10 albums
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When are we finally going to get @RealNickAldis back in the ring? That “What is your problem you son of a bitch?!” Last night had me ready to GO
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@JordanMSPP Fucking bet it’s got all the army cosplayer chuds that voted for him jerking it tho. Epic Fury brooooo
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@algorithmsayshi Just had a second read
“Anywho, -horrifying story-, crazy stuff”
The mind boggles hahahaha
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@DANEX873 Literally. I was like WHATTTTTT ANYWHOOOO EXCUSE MEEE
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Kept track of every single character in a text message/deleted spaces and punctuation to stay under the 160 character limit.
Tokyo@otokyo__
People who grew up without smartphones. What did you do when you were bored???
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My latest favourite I am focussing on is him telling me who he is at the start of every text. Yeah brother, we’ve had the same phone numbers for 20 years, I got you saved in there 😂
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My brother has an acquired brain injury and thankfully he is mostly a fully functioning adult, but his memory is shot, has been ever since we were little kids, and there are little things he does every single day that make me laugh and he laughs at them too.
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@algorithmsayshi Oh this is so cool! Congratulations! I lost a bunch of of weight about 10 years back and it is truly life changing 🥰
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I've lost 14.5kg since early November so there's that :)
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@quiet_homeboy Autism or not, that LITERALLY spectre mf creeping around my house in the middle of the night on some “dook dook dook” shit, I’m sending my kid to the moon and burning the house down
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@DANEX873 Thank you! Your son has autism he isn’t haunted by a spectre. Nobody come at me about the spectre not being literal. It’s literal.
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Remember The Babadook discourse where if you said you’d have released that kid into the wilderness Harry and the Hendersons style, everyone accused you of advocating for eugenics against autistic children
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Fuck summer real loves to just have one last laugh, doesn’t it?
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