Daniel Howell

HARD LAUNCH the dan and phil podcast - dropping every monday on youtube.com/danandphil or wherever you like to listen

@phanished sending this to phil just to ruin the pholiday

@danielhowell vick’s vapo rub is one of my most delectable snacks and now you’re telling me it’s POISON??

phil sent me a risky text in public HARD LAUNCH 20 HAS LANDED youtu.be/WLUNGf5B1iM

@freyafarted we're going to have to discuss this next week and it's going to be at least 9 minutes

@danielhowell how did phil's prescription sunglasses turn out?

@philsdykes she 100% called the british transport police after that and i'm gonna have to testify in court

@danielhowell the woman on the underground hearing “are you a phannie”

@snokoplassm ig phil master of garlic lester is uniquely qualified to speak on the value of being sent instructions and ingredients

@danielhowell how on earth did you guys pull a hello fresh sponsor

@howellaboutphil hard pussy monday!!

@danielhowell so many cat hard launches today

@hearts4dnp coming incredibly soon that's a threat

@danielhowell do we have an update on the pham box? weeee

@markjosten yeah we're not even gonna try posting this one on t*kt*k

@danielhowell not the adult content block

@dnpkiki i don't even want to imagine what this is implying technology has strayed from gods path

@danielhowell so what is this podcast about ????

@rivisnotonfire the way my heart accelerated and i ran over there how dare you

@danielhowell opinions on your current wikipedia photo??

phil made the bed wet and i slept in it MALE PODCAST 19 HAS HIT THE STREETS youtu.be/XzAluTFhtA0

@wadinofs are you manifesting our downfall? i banish your energy

@danielhowell no red ball today smh WORST BIRTHDAY EVER !!!!!!!!!

@littlephreak i parasocially just want all my boys to get a champ trophy so i'd be happy with george or charles or anyone

@danielhowell need to know who you’re rooting for this f1 season

@philsdykes invest in phils soggy sack therapy bar come get your damp naps

@danielhowell lowkey digging the womb simulator idea take me back

@philsdykes i have actually been called "dani" before and the implication was devastating

@danielhowell have u considered your online friends might call you dani snot fire

@woeismefl tell them the pope said they're cringe

@danielhowell I fought a nun on whatsapp once bc she kept sending baby jesus ai slop to my mum

@jessie_ttpd and he almost filmed himself wang out we've got to protect this man

@danielhowell Dont let the guy who fell asleep in a deprivation tank gaslight you into saying the bed is just cold

@jinniehun we have many phil just decided to do 'one big wash' of all them at midnight because he's smart

@danielhowell obsessed with you owning only one set of bedsheets

@ylissebian phil just has the aura of a hamster breeder i'm sure that's what he detected

@danielhowell while i was playing the episode this morning my brother’s hamster skib (short for skibidi) burrowed up out of his bedding and stared at me the whole time. do you think the hamster is a fujoshi

@jhsphobia @AmazingPhil devastating time to shut it down

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil the patreon has 67 posts

BOYFRIEND BALLS BATTLE youtu.be/cvIWFh6t4NQ