Doug Aitchison

@Glenn55nola Yeah that was yoked! And now back to back!!

@DAitchison23 Gotta be the bots making the lineup...willson BOMB 449'

@DAitchison23 mayer, .375 vs lhp, sitting.what a crew of stupid mfers!!

@Kayyphil Congrats!

I married my best friend yesterday💚

@bostonrandy @Bastards_Boston @cushmanMLB @etalianstallion @ColouroftheIris @Smith_MLB @jtschill20 @Nick_the_Voice

@Bastards_Boston @cushmanMLB @etalianstallion @ColouroftheIris @DAitchison23 @Smith_MLB @jtschill20 @Nick_the_Voice A few random thoughts: Since the bloodletting following the 17-1 win over BAL, the Red Sox are 4-4 yet haven't scored more than five runs in a game. Peyton Tolle's ERA (2.04) is less than Bryan Bello's WHIP (2.26) Despite hitting all four of his 2026 HRs against RHP, Jarren Duran's BA vs. righties is .183 while hitting .280 (7-for-25) against LHP. Over his last 15 games, Trevor Story has one RBI while hitting .207 (12-for-58) with 20Ks. Surprisingly, Caleb Durbin is hitting .286 (6-for-21) with a 1-2 count, .308 (4-for-13) with an 0-2 count and .800 (4-for-5) when the count is 2-0.

@Bastards_Boston Let’s get John Henry on Malaysian airlines

Red Sox are like the Spirit airlines of MLB. They’re cheap. Nickel and dime you for everything. And are essentially out of business for 2026.

@JohnnyFontane1 😂 🤣 perfect

@DAitchison23 Terry is Mean Gene.

JUAN LIRIANO Becomes the newest permanent co-host of the Bastards of Boston Baseball. His debut will be Friday night! Cc: @JuanonMLB

Red Sox Blank Blue Jays! Chad Tracy Remains Undefeated! x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

🚨EMERGENCY SHOW WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE NEXT SEVERAL MINUTES🚨

Telling our kids this is Peyton Tolle…

@bostonrandy @Bastards_Boston @ColouroftheIris @etalianstallion @cushmanMLB @jtschill20 @Smith_MLB @Nick_the_Voice

@Bastards_Boston @ColouroftheIris @etalianstallion @cushmanMLB @jtschill20 @DAitchison23 @Smith_MLB @Nick_the_Voice Need proof that ESPN pays little attention to MLB? They have the Red Sox listed at #21 in this week's Power Rankings. #BastardsOfBoston

@Glenn55nola Good thing I’m at the Celtics game 😉

@DAitchison23 well,we werent gonna win 2-1...and we aint winning wed or thur...lack of thump cannot be overcome,just facts

NEXT BASTARDS OF BOSTON CO-HOST? Here is the process 👇

Sonny Gray Injured as Red Sox Earn Series Split Against Detroit x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

FIRE BRESLOW Cc: @skennedysox

@RobbieBarstool The fact that we’re staring at a screen that says commercial break we’ll be right back instead of using this time for cena to be an actual host and be interviewing people backstage is just sad.

This didn't get nearly the response it deserved on commentary

The War Pig

ALREADY IN THE RING??? COMMERCIALS OVER ENTRANCES AT #WRESTLEMANIA?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!