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@EsquimaltBC @victoriabuzzes Is there a calendar showing events like this in memorial park?

Tonight: A military aircraft will conduct a flyby over ceremony at Esquimalt’s Memorial Park victoriabuzz.com/2023/08/a-mili… via @victoriabuzzes #esquimalt

So Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts is totally fine when it's Zelda? Keep it consistent people.

Nothing makes me happier than remembering all those asshats that tried to convince me that 3D TV's were the future

Institutional Racism is the city of Victoria using Comic Sans on the ceremonial and historic Chinatown trash bins.

Ancestry videos are either Black people discovering their ancestors were slaves or Jewish people discovering their ancestors sent to concentration camps. No story about a dude who comes to America and works as bank manager.

If the Confederates won the civil war, would they add another Independence Day or rename the current one to Independence Day: Resurgence ?

@BluebirdCabs Cab 16 picked up someone across the street from me and took off, at what point will the cabbie realise the dude isn't going to the destination I entered? #takethebus

How can they determine the gender of a skeleton by its bones without even asking it which gender it identifies as?

Just to be clear, the people that refused to wear masks this year are not allowed to get the covid vaccine right?

Remember when @bonappetit used to make Youtube videos? #RIP

Me walking into @Wendys seeing none of their beef burgers available because of a shortage.

Covid-19 Update: Anyone that has possibly come in contact with the disease is urged to visit any Coronavirus protest so they can be told that the virus is a conspiracy. Make sure to shake some protester hands and stand as close to them as possible. Thanks for doing your part.

How come the people that always end up on the wrong side of history drive trucks and wear American flag clothes?

Shout out to Coronavirus: Allowing me to live my best life. At home and without social pressure to leave.

@donutmedia Nolan can't believe that his own dad is stealing his car

RT if you were BRAVE enough to stand with #Wetsuweten by blocking the bridges and forcing cars to idle, and making bus users catch cabs. This will surely hurt the oil industry!

If rising ocean levels are such a big deal why dont they drill a giant hole in the ocean to drain some water out? Dumb scientists

I want to buy a hat from my barber to support the business, but I also don't want them to see me buy a hat right after they cut my hair.

Turns out dogs get cataracts and not dogaracts.

My wallet when the guy at the party says "oh man you HAVE to go to <generic travel destination> , it's so sick" for the 5th time.