David Boyes
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@TheBarmyArmy Clearly not. "The blower is Holding the batsmen's Willy" is the pinnacle of cricket quotes.
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The greatest cricket quote of all time?
Happy Birthday to the man who said it, Ian Smith, our favourite Kiwi 🥳
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Dear @ECB_cricket can you please change playcricket to default back to the 'All results" tab and not "next week's fixtures" Kind Regards The whole of the cricketing community
Pontefract, England 🇬🇧 English
@JoshuaL97986931 @adamjoseph I think his point is you get nothing for being the 1st loser…
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@adamjoseph Finished second twice with more points amassed than any United team ever. So what the fuck is your point?
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Núñez €100m, van Dijk €85m
Alisson €72.5m, Szoboszlai €70m
Keïta €60m, Díaz €50m
Fabinho €50m, Jota €45m
Mac Allister €42m, Gakpo €42m
Salah €42m, Mané €41m, Firmino €41m
Spending under Jürgen Klopp was near €1 billion. Plenty of clubs would take those 'miracles'.
Samuel@SamueILFC
Witnessing this transfer window makes you think that Klopp had to suffer through this for 8 years and have to work miracles.
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Officers from the Roads And Transport Squad are appealing for information following a Road Traffic Accident where a pedal cyclist crashed into a car that was completing a legal right turn
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@Sandford_Police @hairbearrob The amount of people getting absolutely worked over by this is fucking sensational 😂
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Week 1️⃣7️⃣ Team News 📝
As we enter the business end of the season, the 1s host @bmcc1880 in a local derby.
@4jenko4 makes a his return in the 2s as they travel to @nutbrookcricketclub.
The 3s welcome Staveley Welfare to the Meadow while the 4s travel to @Hartshornecc.
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Another competition?! That’s right @LUFC fans. We’ve got the brand new third shirt & two tickets to a home game of your choice with your name on it 🤝
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@Mickleover_CC @Mickleover_FC @CICRegulator @CricketDerbys @DerbyTelSport @Ed__Dawes This has got Heanor Town Cricket Club all over it 🤯🤯
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Tip of the iceberg 🧊
Many appreciate the challenges with @Mickleover_FC & their chair Don Amott.
Repeated threats, disregard over the years.
Pathetically, cable tying sponsors banners to a fence is now an issue 🤷🏽♂️.
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@CICRegulator @CricketDerbys @DerbyTelSport @Ed__Dawes
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@hairbearrob Would have to be a Chesterfield delivery or it would come to nothing
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@EarthwormJim86 @mattfairey @SixesANDwickets @mjmorgan23 @mcooper222 @TJStone23 I wouldn’t panic, doubt any fielder in division zog can throw it hard enough to reach both ends 😂
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What the actual!! 😱😱😱
Have you ever seen this happen on a cricket field? 😱😱😱 twitter.com/Ahsan_H_Sajib/…
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✅ fallen tree removed
✅ 1.8 million leaves removed
❌ 3.3 billion leaves to go
💪🏻 Good mornings work
Belper, England 🇬🇧 English
Was this your work, @DBoyze?
Clifton Cricket Club 🏏@CliftonCricket
Robbo got mankadded. That was pretty funny tbf.
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@rehabrich @mjmorgan23 @adam_nffc Have a guess why we play cricket in div 9? Because we’re not very good! Chin up
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@mjmorgan23 @adam_nffc Remember when you turned up at our place and were all matey chatting away with our skipper @mjmorgan23? Remember when you ran off sharpish at the end of the game at our place after ANOTHER mankad @DBoyze, and your team mates didn't have a good word to say about you at the bar?
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