@rabbitholebot Just guit my real job and got a fake one!
Its more money but that's fake too!
Called bit coin!
So I can buy more fake stuff!
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dandaman
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The pandemic was fake.
The tests were fake.
The mask science was fake.
The social distancing was fake.
The vaccine science was fake.
The news was fake.
The CDC & FDA were fake.
Climate science is fake.
It's all fake.
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Joe Rogan: "California went nuts. It's gone like full communist. It's out of its f*cking mind. And their approach to law enforcement is so insane. It's so insane."
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@DiligentDenizen @RealCandaceO Sometimes you gotta do what you're told!
Sometimes you act like you're doing what you're told!
Who's the Boss!
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@RealCandaceO Let's not forget President Trump going after Joe Kent for being transparent about the "foreign nexus" involved with Charlie Kirk's assassination.
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🚨The Tyler Robinson hearing explained.
Why won’t Donald Trump command his FBI to hand over the discovery documents?
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Welcome to this week’s Progressive Purity Test.
In a stunning breakthrough for human civilisation, activists have finally cracked the code on true liberation: straight sex is rape, and if you happen to be White while doing it, then congratulations, you’re not just a rapist, you’re a card-carrying White Supremacist.
The sign, held aloft by hands that presumably belong to someone who showers in ideological sanitizer, declares with the confidence of a flat-Earther at a NASA convention that “straight sex is rape” and how oppressing it is to the world who habits white couples.
What a way to even out rape statistics!
Consensual, enthusiastic, heterosexual activity between two adults with white skin has been reclassified as a hate crime and a violation of bodily autonomy all at once.
According to this revolutionary manifesto, every straight White couple quietly building a life together is actually engaged in a sinister plot of genetic imperialism. That awkward first date? Foreplay for fascism. The wedding vows? A Nuremberg rally with cake. Morning sex before work? Literally colonising the womb.
The swastika armbands on the little stick figures are a nice touch! Nothing says “I’m a serious intellectual” like comparing vanilla missionary position to the Holocaust. Because nothing screams “oppression” quite like two consenting adults who happen to share the same melanin levels deciding to get busy.
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UNDΘΘMΞD@Undoomed
Imagine hating yourself this much
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Keir Starmer and Emmanuel Macron act like they were the ones that reopened the Strait of Hormuz
PRESIDENT TRUMP DID EVERYTHING
WE WILL NEVER FORGET
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@joeroganhq What country does he think he's mayor in?
Thats the first time I ever saw that chick smile!
Propaganda Biased ass news!
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Zohran Mamdani: "I don't think we should have billionaires because it is so much money in a moment of such inequality."
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@GuntherEagleman Jimmy Kimmel does not decide what his job is!
He has bosses for that!
Give it to him GG!
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Greg Gutfeld just roasted Jimmy Kimmel!
“He’s right, he doesn’t have to listen to criticism, but then don’t complain about it.”
Kimmel loves dishing out endless Trump obsession and political rants, but cries when he gets any pushback!
Kimmel is a POS!
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@brockpierson They don't isolate themselves!
Nobody wants to be around them!
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Why do you think it is that high IQ people isolate themselves?
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If you still get your news from these Panican's who've been literally wrong about everything the last six weeks! Then that's on you!
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🇬🇧 A group of Muslims stormed a McDonald's in the UK with a megaphone to declare the restaurant "haram."
Nobody was harmed. The nuggets were unaffected.
Multiculturalism is working perfectly.
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@VigilantFox See what happens!
Smoking all that weed!
Turned him into a Mad man!
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Dave Chappelle says walking away from Chappelle’s Show and “quitting” at the top is his “favorite” part of his evolution.
Suggests that having a family, friends, and a community you love is worth more than fortune and fame.
Says that time molded him into “something I love.”
“There are certain things that I became in that time that I love about myself.”
“And I didn’t realize it till COVID, when I was just sitting in the house, trapped with all my choices, and I said, ‘These were not bad choices.’”
“I was like. ‘It could have been better, but, boy, it could have been worse.’”
“I like my kids. I like my wife. I like where I live. I like my friends. I like my community. And I have recourse. Thank God. That was the best.”
“That time had molded me into something that I love.”
The Vigilant Fox 🦊@VigilantFox
Dave Chappelle fires back after backlash over his Saudi Arabia show. Says no one ever had a problem with Saudi money until “a black man” made “money off the plantation.” “The United States government does business with the Saudis. Netflix does business with Saudis, everyone. Saudis financed tons of movies. I see them financing boxing matches and all these things.” “And none of these things were an issue until I went there.” “Now, why is that? As soon as a black man can make money off the plantation, they try to tell you that the money is dirty.” FULL EXCHANGE BELOW: REPORTER: “US intelligence did make it clear that they believe that the Saudis killed Jamal Khāshqujī in the embassy in Turkey. And you knew that when you went, right?” CHAPPELLE: “Oh, absolutely.” REPORTER: “You had no qualms?” CHAPPELLE: “I won’t say that. They asked me to go years before that, and I said no for that very reason.” “Since that time, the United States government does business with the Saudis. Netflix does business with Saudis, everyone. Saudis financed tons of movies. I see them financing boxing matches and all these things.” “And none of these things were an issue until I went there.” “Now, why is that? As soon as a black man can make money off the plantation, they try to tell you that the money is dirty. Well, okay, I’ll go home and spend the money with actual slave owners on it. Where is this clean money you’re talking about?” REPORTER: “But you said you hesitated for years to go. There are years you didn’t go. So what made the difference for you?” CHAPPELLE: “Time. Time and circumstance. Time. And the wheels of commerce kept turning.” “If you want to be that pure about money, then stop driving your car, stop eating, don’t use your cell phone. Everything is tethered to something that’s just terrible.” “And I can make a million excuses or reasons to deprive that crowd of that show, but, man, when I was standing in front of them, I feel like I did the right thing.”
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At what point does the federal government have to step in to hold the State Bar associations accountable in California & New York? I'd be terrified as a young lawyer today if I had to practice law there, you could spend $300,000 on a degree & a decade of life then get rug-pulled
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Not only are the courts in California politically rigged against conservatives, but you can't even be a conservative lawyer in California without the livelihood-ending risk that one day the State Bar takes your entire bar license because of a legal strategy memo they don't like
Kyle Cheney@kyledcheney
JUST IN: John Eastman, the conservative attorney who helped devise President Trump's last ditch strategy to overturn the 2020 presidential election, has officially been disbarred, per the California Supreme Court.:
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@Hitchslap1 I'm thinking about it and it hurts!
If you asked for a politicians IQ today, you would probably be called a racist!
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Knowing your own IQ doesn’t make a difference. Having a high IQ does.
Think about it.
Penny2x@imPenny2x
Do you think everyone should know their personal IQ? What about politicians, should we have transparency into their objective measurable intelligence?
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Heartbreaking: The legendary Aaron Rodgers says he will completely disappear from the spotlight forever when he retires from the NFL.
“You won’t see me” 😔💔
Rodgers plans to live a private life with his wife.
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@joeroganhq I'm suspicious of anything coming from this guy!
Ass kissing and butter upping makes me wonder why!
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TMZ founder Harvey Levin: "These awards [Golden Globes] are junk. I mean, it makes absolutely no sense when you look at the new category, podcasts. How is it that Joe Rogan and Theo Von haven't been nominated?"
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