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Help a DCFC youth team travel to the Midwest Regional President's Cup: gofundme.com/f/lets-send-dc…

If your metric thinks @DetroitCityFC is “homophobic” then your metric is fuckin’ stupid.

Goddamnit, dick PILL

The great @scyldsceafing was correct about @TampaBayRowdies’ Arteaga. He’s like a gas station dick pull got Geppetto’d into. a Real Boy.

Ah yes, "when Will Mellors-Blair broke Lansing United" in 2015. A 4-2-1 Lansing team rolled into Cass Tech having given up just 4 goals, lost 1-0 to DCFC on this gem then imploded and lost their next 3 matches by a 9-0 margin. Yes, they blew a 3-win lead in the NPSL standings.

There were a number of Pumas supporters at Keyworth tonight who'd traveled from Mexico City for the match. That's equivalent to someone traveling to the Euros 2024 final in Berlin all the way from Damascus in Syria. And Pumas supporters did it for a FRIENDLY. Much respect.

Neither @MLS nor @LigaBBVAMX has a winning record against @DetroitCityFC.

Dichio Ball > Pirmann Ball

Nice.

ICYMI: Help a great DCFC Youth team keep their run going. They're more than halfway toward their goal!

Derp, U14 State Cup.

The @DetroitCityFC Youth team that won the U13 State Cup is fundraising to go to the national tournament in South Dakota: gofundme.com/f/help-detroit…

Other than, you know, @IndyMayorJoe

@RedDasey Things that Indy 11 fans can’t say for $800, Alex

If people cared about your club like this, maybe you’d still have a future stadium.

Someone please alert the @IndyEleven fans that they have an @opencup match this evening.

Somewhere @thesoccerdon is really pissed off and that can make you even happier than you already were, which seems impossible but it's true

Tired: MLS to Detroit Wired: Detroit having a winning record against MLS teams

Your team is as worthless as your mustard-ass barbecue.