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@TMZ Who TF is Jessica White?

😬 Yikes. Paulie Calafiore went in on Jessica White after she told us that only women can be bisexual. He says there are a lot of professional athletes in his DMs asking how they can "come out," and it's comments like Jessica's that make it hard.

@Mappy6984 No accountability from the white parents. That’s why their kids said the N word in the first place

Hard R

@washghost1 I hate it too

Stop wearing pajamas in public

@Raindropsmedia1 No ma’am.

Woman is upset because the man she put in the friend zone at the gym didn’t introduce her to his daughter when she walked up to them. She said, “I walked out on my gym date because I HAVE STANDARDS.”

@larryjones Subtotal. Never Tax

@TheBubbaArmy And she is probably going to sue UM for hostile work environment or something like that. She’s trying to get paid I bet.

Paige Shiver isn’t “caught in the crossfire.” She’s HALF THE SCANDAL! She broke the same rules, benefited from a promotion and salary jump, and was at the center of an affair with Sherrone Moore that alumni were tweeting about before the firing even happened. If he's out… how is SHE NOT?!

@DudespostingWs I could

@NDFootball Go for you. The CFP is a joke!

@ChefAnthonyDC Instant classic

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@Browns @Ticketmaster That dude is a joke.

STAY RESILIENT TOGETHER 🗣️ @Ticketmaster | #DawgPound

@Naam_kafi_hai Always called it Twitter. The only X I acknowledge is Malcolm.

When was the last time you called it "Twitter"?

@KMillsSpills I so hope you aren’t the fourth….person sent to jury.

Not ready to attend the cookout! I’m starving for that money 💰 #Survivor49

@BB_Pissed Same thing I said!!

#Survivor #Survivor49 No, it's just a coincidence, right? 3 in a row. Just a coincidence...😖

@rolandsmartin @Bubblebathgirl I concur with Roland

@Bubblebathgirl FUCK YOU

Michelle Obama claims to be beautiful because she’s black. She’s not beautiful and it has nothing to do with skin color. The worst part about her isn’t even her looks, it’s her disdain for America and feeling of self-entitlement. Worst First Lady ever.

@mhdksafa Hello

@Chris_Meloni 😂😂😂

Work grindr hard?

@MrGee54 “Cooning in curry” 😂😂😂 love it.

Fuck her too. She know who she married. She just cooning in curry

@raveena_aurora 🙏🏾 Condolences on your loss. Sending strength and love.

I am surviving so much unbelievable loss & stress all in 3 months 🩵 my mom and grandma gone within 8 weeks. months of end stage cancer caregiving while overworking and providing for so many people. I have to be proud of myself for every small win. Remembering to eat, pray, sleep 8 hours, and figuring out how to get thru the work day & run a business (now entirely on my own). Im so proud of every act of survival and healing

.@realDonaldTrump you are trash.

@excelduru Winford Chip Barkington (your last name) III (the third)

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!