DCO Nightingale

2020: Year of death. 2021: People coming back to life. Welcome back, Tanya Roberts!

I remembered the password.

@CosmicMinun59 10, turning 11

Has it been that long?

Maybe NBA YoungBoy should change his name to MLB YoungBoy because they actually know when to pull out. nytimes.com/2021/04/02/spo…

@ScottTheWoz Now there are 6 horsemen of the apocalypse?

Six

@ScottTheWoz @JonComms Owner. As in, not plural.

@JonComms Happy birthday from the owner of Virtual Fishing

Thanks for all the birthday messages everyone, had a good day with the little one. She liked going to see the birds

@Mythical In the first one, Rhett looks like that weird older cousin at family gatherings who would always say “Remember me?” when you were a kid but you have no idea who he is.

You just had to be there

@ThePhoenixFire9 A world without Mario is a world I don’t want to know.

A lot of people actually fail to understand the butterfly effect this would’ve had. Most of the videos games we have today are because of him, and gaming either wouldn’t exist today, or be much smaller. I’d probably just feel bored most of the time.

GTA 6 is trending because @RockstarGames will release it when @TomBrady retires from the NFL.

Me looking for my church clothes after waking up hungover on Sunday morning 10 minutes before service

@ScoobyD00Snacks The krabby patty secret formula is—

@ConradNoShow Wrong. The Super Bowl itself should be a federal holiday, observed nationally the following day.

It’s... today. youtu.be/jetH5dcwXr0

I’m old.

@ConradNoShow Flip the switch while your fan is spinning at full speed to achieve the power of the gods.

@RedAl3rt3 Dutch soccer player whose actual given first name is Jizz. Scored 4 goals in one game. Other team got Jizz’d on 4 times.

............excuse me?

@Franklin_Graham Jesus Christ would not be a modern conservative, nor would he support the GOP. Read the Bible a little closer and show me where Jesus is a hateful bigot like you and those who you support. Matthew 7:15, take another look, “reverend”.

Jesus Christ is the #GoodNews that changed the world and can change our lives for eternity. Follow if you agree.

@fckeveryword When Netflix has been on for 10 seconds and you give her that look and say:

fuck asshole