Master of Disaster

@LadyofCrypto1 You heard of ghost writers correct? Can we ghost write your selfies?

@Pancakesbrah Caw bro

@unusual_whales Does the frozen yogurt machine work?

This is the first fully automated McDonald's, $MCD, restaurant ever.

@Pancakesbrah @tier10k Shit coin bro

[DB] Reminder: Meta Earnings After the Close (10 Mins)

@FetykoRichard $GNS

#DEX will overtake #CEX in 2023/2024. Say YES if you agree.

@gainzy222 @jebus911 At least we don't have to worry about you going bald bro. If you do, just transplant the hairs from your eyebrows.

all the guys into anti-aging look younger all the girls into anti-aging look like horses

@rot13maxi I'm pro-sidechick. The problem with side chicks is moving them in with your main chick

I am pro-sidechain. The hard problem in sidechains is moving coins _back_ from the sidechain to the mainchain. Some people claim that drivechain has a mechanism that has no cost to mainchain users. That is the claim that I'm skeptical of and trying to get to the bottom of.

@Jason Money buys time

What’s more important to you: free time or money?

@gordongekko @Crypto_Crib_ Take a piss before getting out of bed 🤔

My perfect morning 1) Take a piss 2) Catch up with the latest tweets from @Crypto_Crib_ 3) Get out of Bed 4) Coffee how do you start your day?

@WallStreetSilv The dicksy chix

?? Name that band 🔥

@LadyofCrypto1 I didn't play this bull run perfectly either but I did play the sell off perfectly. Guess I should be thankful

@bitbitcrypto Wen unlock

are you even paying attention?

@ParikPatelCFA @dougboneparth When I hit my debt ceiling they call in the National Guard

@dougboneparth When I hit my debt ceiling my credit card company starts chasing me

When the government hits its debt ceiling, they simply raise it higher. When I hit my debt ceiling, they simply take my home.

@udiWertheimer This one

Of all your NFTs, which one embarrasses you the most?

@Pancakesbrah Where'd you go bro? IHOP?

@BillyM2k Don't do it. The end

@Pancakesbrah When I leave the function

@Cryptanomaly @gainzy222 Shower beers are meant to save time. You get ready and pre game at the same time. It's called being efficient and drunk

@gainzy222 i've never heard of this bath beer, i can envisage, hottub beer, heck yeah, but a shower beer? doesn't it get water (and maybe soap) in the beer?

@gainzy222 Work beers are better