Darryl Crispy

At the orthodontist office w my girl. Hilarious watchin people walk out front door all f'ed up off sodium penathol. #brushyourteeth

My girls from Manhattan and she's never seen 'Taxi Driver" all the way through. #unacceptable

Anyone else sick of the term "Job Creators"? Isn't that just a nice name for rich people who don't wanna pay taxes? Slobs.

Ooooh Mayweather on May 5th vs 'undetermined opponent.'. There's only one dude we wanna see u fight Floyd. #cmonson

Peace to all my rapper friends. Today is 1-2-1-2. Enjoy yourselves.

So the Washington Wizards named Trick Daddy as their team captain? Oh wait that's Andray Blatche.

Emmet Otter up in this bitch! Merry Christmas yall.

@jayhutch603 only if it was Op desert storm camo. Haha

Its funny. They think that if they do camo or a sports team that a straight male will be ok with wearing a snuggy. Lmao

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Nobody in baseball has ever had a doper name than Enos Slaughter.

@CheckMark2015 @leenycpromo. Hahaha agreed!

@CheckMark2015 @leenycpromo Beckett, Lester, Pap and Aceves = only Sox pitchers I trust right now. Heated.

"@zombiefacejesus: Just thru @DCtheMIDI #advengers #airwaves in the rider this ish is #birdflu" Thanks homie!!!!

Hey do u think John Gruden likes Tom Brady? Holy man crush Batman.

Sponge Bob gettin bad press on ABC news. 'Bad for Kids'? What a joke. The WORLD is bad for kids. Stop over-protecting and coddling them.

Anyone who failed to cop @OuterSpaceAOTP "My Brothers Keeper" and @ApathyDGZ "Honkey Kong" yesterday needs to do so ASAP. That's word.

I just peeped "Limitless." Pretty dope, but its basically 2011 version of Jeckyll and Hyde with a dif ending.

"@MCEsoteric: This Tuesday 8/23 make sure you BUY @ApathyDGZ "honkey kong" and @OuterSpaceAOTP "my brothers keeper" lps!" FOR REAL!