Jordan Witaker

@lex88di9 “Got a wrecked bucket of fuck” - Kyle Busch

YALL I NEED A GOOD SHORT NASCAR QUOTE FOR MY GRAD CAP

@jeff_gluck They were taking pit windows into account for throwing the caution? That’s hilarious

IndyCar officiating had a policy where if possible they would try to hold a yellow to let everyone pit first and not screw up the pit cycle. But after Alexander Rossi’s dangerous incident this weekend, that is now being changed. IndyCar says in a news release: “Effective immediately, INDYCAR Officiating will no longer take into consideration pit windows and the running order of cars on track before deploying a FCY. While there is no change to local yellow procedures, initiation of a FCY will be based primarily on: driver status, vehicle position and condition, the location and readiness of safety personnel, recovery access, and the speed differential between affected cars and approaching traffic.”

@DirtyMoMedia NASCAR is comparatively weak on road courses this is an easy question. Yes he’s the best to ever do it in NASCAR. And if more drivers from around the world competed they’d probably kick ass on road courses to

DEBATE: Is SVG the greatest road course racer of all-time? Jeff is convinced. Jordan says he needs to see more wins...

@ChiefofIsaac This guy continues to innovate

@BenStiller N

Twin Towers ✊

Fox sports not showing how Busch went from 5th to 8th in the last few corners absolute classic

Shane Van Gisbergen is putting the NASCAR field to shame good lord

@MMAFullMount Half of social media had different opinions on a split decision? Who would have thought

🚨 📊 Half of the MMA media scored the fight for Khamzat Chimaev. Who do you think won??

@jeff_gluck Loud incorrect buzzer

This is shaping up to be another one of those double-digit-second margin of victory butt-kickings from SVG, isn’t it? Unless something mechanical goes wrong or strategy gets messed up…how do you beat this guy?

@theboyxp6 @419twizzz Trio’d with Tfue and Khanada for FNCS Tfues stream promoted the “new meta” to warm up. Box fights. Clix made an imitation map

@DDM7_22 @419twizzz don't even know who that is, kinda shows sun

Clix says Peterbot can't fight him in his own gamemode (Boxfights) "I'm deadass the inventor of that shit fuck out of here."

@astarinthesea_ Because the rare occasion people like my shit feels so good

why do people who get zero interactions even bother tweeting

@jeff_gluck Brother that’s a week old

Just saw a new NASCAR commercial for Hocevar? Anyone catch that?

Sean Strickland just apologized bro I wanted Conor vs Khabib

These Strickland Khamzat score cards are about to be fucked

We’re about to see some wild score cards #ufc

Khamzat is a boring mf

If Brady Vs Buckley is a preview of the main event I’m going to lose my mind

@jeff_gluck What a profound statement I’m so moved

Katherine Legge in Watkins Glen media session: "A lot of people say the Next Gen car drives like the GT car. It doesn't. At all."

@Noir15662 The comments on that post are wild

this is the type of girl elliot rodger would have a crush on