deathdealingmasters

Ok, so if yesterday was good friday, when is BAD friday for the rest of us?!

Skeletor has better abs than me. And I do crunches and he's a skeleton. #FML

I found two kids lost in my chest hair looking for grandma's house. That's how freakin' manly I am.

And I'm spent. Here's a rare @KISSOnline album I found...schwing! Do you know what album?! #kiss

@Jessakalyn btw this is the international sign of the weasel: >W< #weasels

Hope everyone stuck it to the man & voted today in the states. Those republican fucks hate you. Don't forget it and fight back! #vote

@BellaDonnaHurts @Match if that's true...it is genius!

Omg....for some reason this reply just cracked me up!!

@MorgueOfficial @Jessakalyn I agree with half of this statement :) #saveouranal

@WardMagic did you know it increases your testosterone? Yep, oatmeal is sexy. #deathdealingnutritiontips

Sleep well. Muahahahahaha! #monster

I'd hate to be a midget chef. The steaks are too high.

@ThatEricAlper @Deb1none it's the only album really...

@CameronThigpen1 your sister is correct. Step away from the bad pants and sweater.

@hexagr4m upgrade!

Working on vodka and cod liver oil shooters for the more mature rock gods and goddesses. So far, so bad.

...sounds like primo pussy to me

#Isis was worshipped as the ideal mother & wife as well as patroness of nature & magic friend of slaves, sinners, artisans & the downtrodden

@Product_London they were totally the best Japanese heavy metal band ever though

The problem with that theory is it goes out the window if the D is more than a bible length, baby! King James short ass D peckerwood