Retire 51

Gulf of What? #usa #mexico #comedy #funny #GulfOfAmerica #GulfOfMexico #gulfof

The roster build going into this season was really really bad. How does the sporting directors still have a job? A mess of a club right now and that pains me to type that. Always and forever Up the Chels but damn something has to change higher up at the club. Whatever that means.

So dumb. Of course they would score right there.

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We got it, you want to go there.

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NEWS🚨: Western Australia’s sky turned an eerie shade of red as dust filled the air ahead of Tropical Cyclone Narelle.

How is this a thing? Everyone is just okay with this? 🤯🤔. This sport man..

@Faboian Dude what? Congratulations I guess

🚨 Vincent Kompany confirms FC Bayern München are were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a football club and the league began. Congratulations 🎉

Freddie Gibbs was given an AK-74 while on tour in Russia (2012). "When I got to russia, they straight gave me a AK-47, and I was like, what imma do with this? I don't wanna get caught with this, go to no russian jail. and they was like no, no, no, you gangsta Gibbs, you need to have this. so, cuz i'm Gibbs, they just felt that just wanted a AK-47 with me at all times and I was like okay, cool.”

Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D

Legend Chuck Norris as Walker, Texas Ranger dropping a bad guy through a moving car windshield

The Wire season 2 is so underrated it’s actually the glue season to the entire series.

@LeadingReport Rip .07

BREAKING: Kim Jong-un has won North Korea's parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.

@jackharlow Up the Chels!

My new album is out now everywhere

Well champions league was fun. Hope we can be back next year. Gotta focus on top 4 now. Moving on

2-2 going home would have been nice.

Imagine sexual perverts being allowed to vote on whether or not their sexual perversion is made public while they use your money to quiet the victims. Welcome to the Congress of the United States.

The life of a “Public Servant” aka Member of Congress: Sexual harassment slush fund Insider trading Cadillac healthcare Lobbyist bribes Armed security 200 vacation days Gym membership Flights & Food Childcare Allowance Taxpayer funded pension Etc No wonder they never leave.

I don't care which side of the isle you think you're on. This proves we're on our own.

There’s no coherent argument for releasing millions of pages of Epstein files but not releasing this. Every argument against releasing the congressional sexual misconduct files would also apply to the Epstein files (exposes victims, includes unsubstantiated claims, etc). And yet almost every member of congress voted to release the Epstein stuff. And now the vast majority oppose releasing their own files. Total farce.