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TELL ME WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
OR I'LL
SPLATTER
IT ON THE WALL .
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BLITZ𝐖ING.
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BLITZ𝐖ING.
@DEADB0IT
THE BEST OFFENSE IS THE BEST DEFENSE !
LOW . IQ. TAKEOVER ! Katılım Kasım 2019
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LIKE TUrKEYS* in the THANKSGIVING TIME MACHINE MOVIE ??
TALK about DOUBLE STANDARDS !!!!
HAAAAAArUMPH !
. . . ThAt'S nOt BeInG
Ni C E ! ! !!! ( 😾 )
( shrill & mocking.
somehow even more than his usual tone. which was already. always.
shrill & mocking . )
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oH, but YOU ( 🫵🏿 !!) * DAYDREAMING ABOUT DRIZZLIN'
HONEY
on ME , & LICKING ME ALL OVER
while i'm OFFLINED is the
FINEST of DININGS !
but ME * giving just OOONEEE little LICKYLICKY around the AUDIAL --
JuST!
the AUDIAL !!
. . is OFF .
. . . the MENU ?!
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𝕾𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙛𝙡𝙮.@miniscav
. . . ( Stormfly.exe has been momentarily stunned into silence. ) YOU SHOULD NOT DO THAT ?! NO !! ( waving their servos around in frantic fury. pause and SQUINT. ) that’s not being NICE— ( 💢⚡️)
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/ blitz believes himself to be both the immovable object as well as the unstoppable one too ,
so whenever he tires himself out,
& only He can tire himself out,
he'll just flop over .
preferably on his football nest if it's close by , but he'll make do when deemed so !
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BLITZ𝐖ING.@DEADB0IT
⠀ eeee-YAAAAAWNNN-uh ( 🗣) !! ( licking his chops . fire spitting from his mouth's mechanical shudder. three rows of different styled denta slamming shut right after a flame licked & icicle forked glossa shirked back inside . stretching rusting limbs & shaking the snow off ⠀
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half of the world growing warmer on one side,
the other beginning to spawn snowflakes from his internal
freeze .
the tankjet has thoroughly tuckered himself out ! )
( drawing creaky limbs close &
noisily wheezing out rust, smoke, & frost with every rumbled sigh )
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the right ,
the smoke from the left.
before nosing a mountain of stolen footballs & sports memorabilia into a tighter pile for him to climb atop & pad around in an all-fours circle .
plopping his massive form down his dragon's treasure with a content
sigh .
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eeee-YAAAAAWNNN-uh ( 🗣) !!
( licking his chops .
fire spitting from his mouth's mechanical shudder.
three rows of different styled denta slamming shut right after a flame licked & icicle forked glossa shirked back inside .
stretching rusting limbs & shaking the snow off
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i should LICK the inner areas of your audials !
BUT i RELENTED !!!
BECAUSE i'm SO K*ND !
UHHH--
YOU'RE
WELCOME !! ( 🔥🗣‼️ )
( 💛💜💛💜 ) !!
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𝕾𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙛𝙡𝙮.@miniscav
should’ve turned off my audials
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WELL
mE!!!
TOoOOOO !!!!!!!!!
kEEEEYAAAAAHHAHAHAHA--
i . . AM a FRAGGIN'
GENiUS !!!!!!!!
KEYAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
i'M !! the BEST !!! YAHOO !!
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OOOoooOoooOo ,
i seeeee --
. . . you all must be stunned into a sudden silence from the sheer
Awe
at my . . . Enrichingly verbose & elegantly enhanced
Lyricism ? ( ✨️ )
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BLITZ𝐖ING. retweetledi
WHO WINS.
YoU*** DECIDE ( 🫵🏿🫵🏿‼️‼️ )
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HI HI HI HISTORRRRY !!!!!!!! ( 🗣‼️‼️💥💥)
i'm, i don't have. fri*nds .
. . .
--... ePiC RAP BATTLES of
* HiSTORY ! ! ! *
( 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣‼️ )
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GUMMYBEAR: YOU DINK YOU'RE GUD, BUT YOu. YOU FELL INTEW a POOL, & NEOW yOu LOoK like-
a..
DA BLOOD FROM ME MAMA'S STOOL ( 😎 ) . ( 🔥💯 )
SHE your- her PEE is, uh, yello-RED*.
..i wish YOU were DEAD!
YEW get NO MAIDENS (😎).
er-
.. because you get..
... No Head --(💧)
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𝚙EEP !!! . . VS
. . .
GUMMY BEAR .
RAP . BATTLE .
PEEP: oh yeah, oh yeah, i'm a Peep !
i'm pretty !
you lewk like a GUMMYbear! a tiny little TWINK! nobawdy want to EAT YoU, cause you don't taste very gud-- i lewk Very Gud ! & -
i'm-
..from da hood ! '
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OH YEAH , OH YEAH , OH YEAH !!
( TRANSFORMING INTO A TANK & ROLLING AROUND , LOUD ASS HAPPY TANK HOPS SHAKING THE TECTONIC PLATES BENEATH HIM .
DOING HAPPY LITTLE SHAKES IN MID-AIR BETWEEN THE HOPS .
HAPPY BUNNY .
( BEAST of DESTRUCTION . ) )
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ooo- BARS ( 🗣‼️‼️‼️ ) !!!!!
OUTTA this GALAXY --
HOMETOWN ?
. . MARS !
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it BETTER !!!!
ALL the OFFLINED ARTISTS PROFIT BETTER THAN WHEN THEY WERE ACTIVE !
THAT'S TWISTED LOGIC FOR'YA!!
my SOUNDCLOUD STOCKS
will SKYROCKET !!!
you could even say . .
. . .
they're --
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𝕾𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙛𝙡𝙮.@miniscav
is it going to be worth anything once you’re scrap?
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left - sided ,
or Right - sided ?
heh, that's a fleshy* joke, on TOP of a FLESHY joke !
. . .CALL THAT A CORPSEMoUND!!!
kEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAaaAaAa !!!!!!!!
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ᐺΘЇÐ@DRAC0NICN0CTIS
I believe I had something of what organics describe as a 'stroke'.
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is THIS * how you INFERIOR , SOON - to - be - MANGLED MECHAS
ADDRESS a SUPERIOR --
a SIRE ??
( DADDY !?!? )
. . . it's Giiiiiviiiing- ( 🙄 )
Unprofessional ( 😑 ) .
it's giving -( 😒 )
going to be . . Extinct ( 😊 ) !
. . ple@se , unicron ,
Soon .
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