𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 .

𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 ? 𝐎𝐡 , 𝐆𝐚𝐠 𝐌𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐧 ! 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐞 . ♡

Or follow @scatgolem if you’re even nastier..

Making an account for pure filth shit. If you’re interested, like, follow or dm, or whatever. @FILTHLEECH

@EbonyBlaze00 I want like, a billion DMs.

@DEGENPOPSTAR //???

Dms dms dms! What the fuck!

Wobbling her shitty mounds at the reader.

@FALLEN_HXMAN Hmh, you’re cute, I guess. But we have GOT to like, get you into a better outfit. I’m sure I’ve got something that fits! SS.

Consider it a casting call. ♡ and RT + send a pic, I’ll tell you if you’re bogus or worth my time. ~ Anything over SSS gets like, a tubular night out with yours truly!

𝐆𝐄𝐓 #𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐃 ‼️ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 #𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐃 ‼️ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 #𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐃 ‼️ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 #𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐃 ‼️ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 #𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐃 ‼️ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 #𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐃 ‼️

Call me mommy. Now.

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ𝑻𝐇̲𝐀̲𝐓̲'̲𝐒̲ ̲ ㅤㅤㅤHOW ㅤㅤㅤ𝘠𝘈 ㅤㅤㅤ ͟𝗗͟𝗢͟ ͟ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝗜͟𝗧͟ ͟ㅤㅤ~͟ ͟.͟ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

@CAUGHTINAL00P Ughhhh, I know right? I called my interviewer retarded last week and my ratings DROPPED. People are like, so sensitive.

Back in my day, we could say ANYTHING.

I just found out it’s apparently not okay to say ‘retard’ anymore. Modern gen kids are so soft.

@Emi_the_Nun @lee_the_bean That’s a cute one!

@lee_the_bean @DEGENPOPSTAR Maybe Funked?

Love seeing myself in peoples bios. Like, tag me if you’re cool enough to put me there! ♡

@Emi_the_Nun // ughhh yeah, it’d be cute! But I have NO clue what sort of claim hashtag would fit Mearest.

@DEGENPOPSTAR // I’ve seen others do a sort of # thing for that kind of thing. Would that be somethin you’d do?

That means send me DMs, dorks!!!!!!!!!!

I’m going to get to DMs like, totally soon. So it’s totally your last chance to get my attention. ♡

Flood my dms like. Now. Seriously.

And if you’re too much of a baby to approach a superstar yourself, ♡ for a DM. I get it! I’m stunning.

I like, looooovve comments and DMs, by the way. Or whatever. ♡

𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 ? 𝐎𝐡 , 𝐆𝐚𝐠 𝐌𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐧 ! 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐞 . ♡