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@ShimonAine Pissed me off so bad

I would get this game right in the 3rd attempt.

@queenbeth____ @Theedunmade You are o

Am I the only one that buys this particular gum and finishes everything in less than an hour😭

@barbie_context We know who set the game.

A que número llegarías?

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@afuabediaku @josh_uglyasf What! Oh no.

@josh_uglyasf One of the best to do it on the Voice Nigeria. I always go back to watch his performance with Manuel (God rest his soul).

My guy Gideon pulled one of the most electrifying performances here. He blending a couple of musical styles & genre just because he wanted to. I remember looking for him telling him he gave a stellar performance. He got a standing ovation

When you stop reading books, you start losing verbal dexterity, depth of thought and imagination. A closed book is a closed mind. Don't EVER stop reading.

@winnertherealog @HGridley51355 @NICKIMINAJ That’s the verb. She used the right one… advice (the noun).

@HGridley51355 @NICKIMINAJ She should have used Advise.

I love being at an age where I can give unsolicited advice. Got some coming up.

I do this at other people’s houses, salons, the dermatologist, random truck stop bathrooms, etc. It’s necessary.

normalize sleeping first when you have headache, no be every headache need paracetamol or pain relief.

I wasn’t even looking for anything. That’s the funny part. I went to his place like a normal girlfriend. Everything was calm. He was in the kitchen, I was in the room, and his dog was just staring at me like it had something to say. This dog doesn’t even like me like that, so I was already confused. Next thing, it stood up, started walking, then turned back to check if I was following. I don’t know why I followed it, curiosity sha. It took me straight to his wardrobe. I even laughed and said, “what is inside here?” The dog scratched the wardrobe door. At that point I knew this was weird. I opened it. Tell me why the first thing I saw was a bright pink satin bonnet I have NEVER seen before in my life. Not mine. Not anything I’ve ever worn. Not even my style. My heart didn’t even break yet, I was just confused. I picked it up and just stood there staring like explanation would appear. The dog sat beside me… watching… waiting… like it had been waiting for this moment. He walked in and saw me holding it. Silence. I asked calmly, “whose bonnet is this?” This man looked me in my eyes and said, “my cousin’s.” I didn’t shout. I just turned and looked at the dog. The dog barked immediately. No hesitation. That bark finished me 😭 Because why did it sound like “this man is lying”?? I asked him again. Same answer. “My cousin.” I dropped the bonnet back, closed the wardrobe, and carried my bag. No drama. The dog followed me to the door. Now the craziest part? As I was leaving, the dog didn’t follow him. It followed ME outside and stood there like it was making sure I actually left. That was when it hit me. Even the dog was tired of his nonsense. I didn’t argue. I didn’t cry there. I just left with my dignity and one solid realization: If a man is cheating, sometimes the only honest one in the house is the pet.

@blaq_bradpitt @Jeromespeaking @UnkleAyo Calvin University(formerly Calvin College) Michigan, USA

@Jeromespeaking @UnkleAyo Where M take graduate from?

I really don't understand these bunch of idiots headlining the Nigerian music space, today. M.I and Vector beefed for years. Nobody stabbed anyone or called for blood. They settled it in verses. I really don't know what's wrong with Obogwu and Industry Ekweremadu.

A man in my town got robbed once His friends and family members came to console him, he told them he was okay as long as he wasn’t hurt. That was when he explained that he had hidden inside the ceiling in the store. Showed them exactly how he was able to camouflage himself to avoid being seen. Less than two weeks later, the robbers came back. They went straight to that ceiling, dragged him out and butchered him. Apparently they weren’t just robbers but assassins.

@mssakshinarula I remember after watching her performance at the MTV EMAs 2019, I had her album “El Mal Querer” on repeat.

Omg this is one coolest stage performances I have seen. I don't understand the words but the singing is so beautiful. This is art. Rosalia 👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️

@lushhairnigeria You guys have been offering apologies upon apologies. I honestly don't need them… give me the products I ordered or issue a refund. @lushhairnigeria

Dancing Curls are not for hiding. If you wear it, act accordingly 😉✨ Our Easter Sale is on Enjoy 30% OFF when you shop via our website. #LushHair #BeConfident

To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your cavity walls. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.

As a young man in Nigeria,Nigerian police should be one of your biggest fears In 2020 a police man arrested this man for finding 'traces of fraudulent activities' on his phone, the guy thought it was just the regular type of arrest that he'll be released later that day or the next He was in a cell for 2 days and nobody was even telling him anything so he called a lawyer and apparently the officer that arrested him reported that he was arrested for murder He denied it and said the reason he was really arrested,but he wasn't heard cause they were evidence and a witness against him which were .... his watch, that was found on the murder scene. someone who testified against him that she witnessed him killing the victim and the officer's claim that he arrested him for murder. 2 months later he was sentenced to life in prison just cause of an officer's lie

Getting a daughter will have you loosing gangsta points daily 🤣🤣

Yes you can come, just don't be weird. Me:

I watched a Korean dating show yesterday, and one of the contestants rejected her match because of the way he holds his chopsticks. She said, “His grip is wrong. There must have been plenty of people in his life telling him to fix it, but he still holds them that way, so I think he must be a stubborn person.”