Almond Cookie

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Thats me

@smol_Dectective Oh dear

@DETECTlVESLOW I'll get to tell my teachers they'll have to ask one of my dads to come in for end of the school year conferences. Four names are easy to remember, but six? It'll be like tongue twisters, they'll get so confused they won't even try for any conference.

Almond Cookie don't you have five boyfriends!??

@smol_Dectective Why

@DETECTlVESLOW Go make it 5

@smol_Dectective What

@DETECTlVESLOW Make it five.

My daughter is calling me gay on twitter dot com

@mysticcoffee Yay

@DETECTlVESLOW Ok

???Why am I there?

@mysticcoffee Ok

@DETECTlVESLOW Please

@mysticcoffee 😢

@DETECTlVESLOW Do not do that.

@mysticcoffee NONO I love you too im sorry ill kill myself

@DETECTlVESLOW You didn’t say it back. You hate me.

@mysticcoffee NO

@DETECTlVESLOW Wow. Just say you hate me

@mysticcoffee 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

@DETECTlVESLOW Oh. Yes. Of course. I love you.

@mysticcoffee We😢 pride

@DETECTlVESLOW We what

@mysticcoffee But 😢😢😢 we

@DETECTlVESLOW No

@mysticcoffee Yes you

@DETECTlVESLOW Not me

@mysticcoffee Pride. 💜

@DETECTlVESLOW No

@mysticcoffee Pride may

@DETECTlVESLOW It’s May.

@mysticcoffee Happy pride month 💜

@DETECTlVESLOW ???