Damien 🦇

Walking around in my underwear like I own the place.

Come to bed, I put the thunderstorm on

Traffic was so bad on the 405 today, my GPS rerouted me through the Strait of Hormuz - still faster

I hate the word rizz but he had it.

Show Biz 1980: Jodie Foster to Andy Warhol: "I have no patience for television. I don’t like watching anything on a small screen unless it’s a movie that I've seen before and one I really like. I can’t watch television. But I see every movie that comes out, even the bad ones."

Munchies but I’m the snack 😈😋

@simplyme519 ❤️

@ImB4ked ❤️

Today’s fit 🩷

@_idk_idc_00 It’s always the tequila

for your own sanity, stop over explaining yourself.

i think the most unattractive thing a woman can do is to talk bad about a guy she used to like

Ain't no way I would've died for y'all if I was Jesus

What is it with you people and flutes

I have friends that watch Landman and talk about it like these are events that really happened honestly you people are fucking loony

You’ve heard of the elephant in the room now get ready for

Intellectual conversation is foreplay.

Love language is cute Consistent behaviour is cuter.

better alone than to be someone's maybe