DFahnz

So here is my sister’s cat for anyone who needs a timeline cleanse. She is a Floof Wizard.

Random Beef.

@jmresist I’m just counting the days until she blows out a knee. That WILL happen, trust.

My teenagers at Ballet were roasting the f out of this video earlier tonight… sayin jojo is in her wanna be rapper era 🤣

@julie_shanks @atrupar Imagine the fuckery that would ensue if she didn’t call on him. She’d get torn to pieces.

@atrupar Why is he always called on to ask a question? There are loads of other reporters.

Doocy asks if KJP if Trump and Biden finally made plans to play golf

I cannot wait for the day she snaps and calls him a fuckwaffle. Look at the lip press. It’s coming.

@GoldretrieverUS I have backyard neighbors who raise and show Goldens and now I’m curious if these are their babies.

Good Morning from the Golden Retriever Channel. Nothing better than sugar faced gold playing with kids. Not as fast but all in... #DogLife #dogsofX #dogsoftwitter (Golden.retriever.space IG)

Me trying to parse the weather for when @jmresist and I have four days off in a row on Thanksgiving week:

So…who’s gone off beta blockers before?

@jmresist Still dfahnz

Drop your bluesky @‘s in the comments, Im slowly finding everyone..

Yes, I did just order my nephew a fancy dog bed. Because he’s a dog.

Tuesdays are chaotic.

No more Beta Blockers!!

Off to the cardiologist…

Do any of these wankflaps even understand what Christian Nationalism means? Or are they just seizing on it because they think it means something not as fraught?

@gnuman1979 @StevijoPayne

Fucking Bob.

@TheWapplehouse Beat Takeshi as Aramaki was the only bit of casting I agreed with.

Colin Farrell playing The Penguin is stolen fat guy valor and just as bad as Scarlett Johansson being cast as Asian but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation

@JarrodRodrigue1 @itsdeaann @chrisdmowrey @parkergetajob @harryjsisson How is this funny?

BREAKING: The DNC has forced Kamala’s twinks on a humiliation tour across America as punishment for losing the straight white male vote by 30 points! 🤯

@AshaRangappa_ How is “protecting our children from being taunted about their future rights” censorship?

@jmresist Just gonna leave this here since the world seems to have forgotten what “Freedom of Speech” actually means: xkcd.com/1357/ Thanks, Elmo. You done fucked up the First Amendment. I have my bluesky account ready to deploy. Bring it on.

The day after the election a 12 yr old girl that I teach said the boys were saying really mean shit. Like that girls were gonna lose the right to vote. No one does asshole like kids & teens. Maybe it was to squelch that kind of bullshit vs censorship.

@jmresist @PsychDocStL New Dance Friend Alert! (seriously, you’re gonna love it)

@PsychDocStL Sent you a DM with all the info!

One month left to Nutcracker. If anyone wants to come see a wholesome show with celtic/gaelic arrangements of music & a strong feminist message including a woman nutcracker, hmu.