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My monitor must be traumatised from the amount of time I spend shouting at it.

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

Experiencing SA as a child and CP as an adult was truly an amazing experience

An Avon and Somerset police officer has been dismissed after giving a false impression she was working by using a picture frame to weigh down laptop keys. A misconduct hearing was held at police headquarters today (Wednesday 25 February). Read more: orlo.uk/6Hq3f

If you ever feel useless, remember there's a candle to turn 0 years old

LONDON: A 15-year-old boy stunned a London courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him. With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from. The boy calmly replied: “Chelsea FC. They can’t beat anyone.” After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team. That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.

Some generational headloss by Cameron Menzies this mind 🤣🤣🤣 #PDCWorldChampionship















