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@liverpxxl9 @zb6nyz9zzk @Babygravy9 "Screwed him hard"

@zb6nyz9zzk @Babygravy9 Piers asked him for relevant passages for use in court. Brand couldn’t just pick any random sentence cos Piers would then chop him up further. Brand didn’t expect Piers to ask him AND wait 2 mins for him to fumble his way through it - screwed him hard

This is actually very well done deliberate comedy. Morgan knows he’s walked straight into a trap but he doesn’t have a way out. Incredibly well played by Brand not even to show a sign—not even a murmur—of what he’s doing.

@FELibrary_ Every feed has a 20 second delay so they can fix any glitches... 20 seconds after you pointed out a glitch on a feed 🫤

@STVFootballShow @STVRonnie @EwenDCameron I actually can't get away from this guy, can't stand Ewan Cameron. Block him on here to stop seeing him yet still shows up on my time line. Wtf. Block stv radio now too I suppose

🤬 @STVRonnie: "See that? You're trying to cause trouble! That is absolute BULLSH*T!!" 📺 @EwenDCameron: "The VAR camera angles are PATHETIC!! Get rid of VAR!! 👊 Ronnie: "The goal is offside, that's the reason you get abuse!!" Was that Aasgaard goal offside or onside?? 🤔🔵

@G4RETH_POW3LL "SORT YOUR FANS OUT" while on camera you can only see rangers fans on the pitch 😂 it's mental how people perceive what's in front of their eyes

Scenes at full time #oldfirm

@onyii_5 @InsideLucysHead It's a joke, not intended to be over analysed

@InsideLucysHead Does it mean that his wife was cheating with the bartender?

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him... So he walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why are you looking so blue?" The man replies, "I just found out my wife is cheating on me. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death. I'll have some whiskey, please." The bartender looks shocked and says, "I'm sorry, but I can't help you kill yourself." The man asks, "Well, what would you do in my situation?" The bartender thinks for a bit and says, "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife, I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy." The man jumps up from his stool and shouts, "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar. A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous. Suddenly, the man walks back into the bar with a big smile on his face. "Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously. "Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey, please."

The perfect loop doesn't exi... 😲

“Stress Relief” from The Office isn’t just the best episode. It’s the Super Bowl of sitcom cold opens. Stanley’s heart attack, Michael’s chaos, the CPR scene turning into a club remix. Television hitting a perfect, unhinged note.

If you have kids, this will hit hard. You’ve been warned 😭

Crazy how this video could potentially be the reason someone someday doesn't die

Only Rangers fans would flex being better at being shite

@otokyo__ 1057

Which number you see..? 99% Fail

@arron1s What a Pusey

there jahmai away

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I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with “on” Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

@UAPWatchers science.nasa.gov/solar-system/c…

🚨BREAKING: NASA just broke its silence... Not about 3I/ATLAS, the interstellar object hurtling toward the inner solar system, but to announce a “mini-moon.” A pebble-sized rock, 18 meters wide, given headlines and hashtags overnight. Meanwhile, 3I/ATLAS a confirmed interstellar visitor showing a CO₂-rich tail, anti-tail formation, and nickel without iron composition moves through our system in near silence. The agencies that track every dust particle above Earth suddenly have nothing to say about an object entering from beyond the stars, but they found time for a PR-friendly “mini-moon.” What the actual... 3I/ATLAS isn’t just another comet. It’s the third interstellar object in recorded history, the one behaving like nothing we’ve seen before. It’s venting CO₂ without visible dust, aligning with the ecliptic like it knows where to go, and holding a consistent photometric pulse across months of observation. That silence isn’t science it’s selective comms. When they want you to look, they flood you with headlines and when they don’t, you hear nothing. 3I/ATLAS is inbound its perihelion is days away and yet it’s treated like an inconvenience. A mini-moon gets fanfare while a potential interstellar artifact gets the quiet treatment. Remember that guys! We are being fed lies again! Don't believe me, that’s fine. But before you dismiss what I am saying, ask yourself why NASA didn't tell us about the transients in GEO that Beatriz found. It is time to wake up and realize that you are being lied too! x.com/UAPWatchers/st… @DrBeaVillarroel @rosscoulthart #3IATLAS #NASASilence #Disclosure #InterstellarObject #SkywatchSignal #SpaceScience

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