༉‧₊ 𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒕, ᵍʳʳʳˡᵎ ഒ

⠀ why don't you hit me when i bite ?⠀ why don't you punish me , yell , or kick ?⠀ i am a bad dog .⠀ why don't you treat me like one ?

I hope you're built sturdy, you crazy broad!

100% 𝖯𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖠𝗅𝖻𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺 𝖡𝖾𝖾𝖿 [ ✨ ]

Ate too much ice cream. Send help.

honestly i’d prefer fish pictures

“ we doing this or what? ~ “

Aw, that’s super sweet of her! If she needs help, please, ask. Living on your own for over twenty years forces you to be a decent cook. He won’t judge if she needs help, promise.

He’s suddenly starving, holy shit.

IT'S A STORY OF SACRIFICE AND BETRAYAL. AND OF GOOD PEOPLE DYING IN STUPID, POINTLESS WAYS.

is it normal to admire someone that scares the life outta you, i’m . . . asking for a friend

from this moment on , NONE of you are safe .

Money over Morality in this day and age.

❝Nooooooope. It's my turn on the bed. Es hora de tomarte una taza de cafesito.❞