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Full of slogans. Void of policy. Politics for simple minds.

@OrbitStudios @KootenayGreg Nuclear weapons didn’t cut it. Neither did regime change. Now he has this scathingly brilliant idea to go in & fix what he broke so he can claim victory on this “excursion”. Third time is [supposed to be] the charm!🙃

@KootenayGreg I’m also wondering if we could see CERB 2.0 at some point if things descend into WWIII… This all feels like Covid redux.

Will this be the week my 2/days in the office per week hybrid job goes completely remote? 🍿

Worth a repost (from the archives)

@toronto_morning Lazy AI slop

Describe in 3 words maximum..! #torontomorning 🍁

@NoahGairn Does this sound familiar? It was only a couple of weeks ago. Sharing link cbc.ca/news/canada/ha…

One rumor that will be in tomorrow, that I'll give as a treat because funny enough it isn't the main thing coming tomorrow. Hanwha has apparently been looking to outright purchase a shipyard here in Canada, including engaging with at least one of the major three.

Let me explain exactly why every new subdivision in America looks like the top photo, because the math is wild. A mature tree increases a home's value by 7 to 19 percent. On a $400,000 house, that's $28,000 to $76,000. A single shade tree produces the cooling equivalent of ten room-size air conditioners running 20 hours a day. One tree on the west side of a house cuts energy bills by 12 percent within 15 years. The bottom photo is worth more, costs less to live in, and sells faster. This has been documented by the University of Washington, Clemson, Michigan State, and the USDA. The data is not in dispute. Removing those trees saves the builder roughly $5,000 per lot. Concrete trucks need twice the dripline radius of every standing tree. Utility trenches need flat ground. A bulldozer flattens 200 lots in an afternoon. Preserving trees adds weeks and thousands per home. So the developer pockets $5,000 in savings and the buyer eats $50,000 in lost value for the next two decades. The person making the decision and the person paying for it have never been in the same room. The Woodlands, Texas is the proof of what happens when they are. George Mitchell bought 28,000 acres of Houston timberland in 1974 and preserved 28% as permanent green space. He forced McDonald's to build behind the tree canopy. That McDonald's became one of the highest-volume locations in Texas. The first office building, designed to reflect the surrounding forest so you couldn't see it from the street, leased completely. The Woodlands median home price today: $615,000. Katy, a comparable Houston suburb that clear-cut: $375,000. Named #1 community to live in America two years running. Fifty years of data. The trees are worth more than removing them saves. Developers clear-cut anyway because they sell the house once and leave. You live in it for 30 years.

@downtownrob88 [sad trombone] 😉

So much losing... "Could U.S. World Cup Be An Economic Bust? U.S. Hotels Growing Nervous" share.google/MpTfVmCxaSVeLm…

The Mackenzie Valley Highway will finally get built.    With construction starting this summer, the highway is going to be a gamechanger for the North.

When you have no dignity, you cannot treat others with dignity. This man demeans his office and his country.

@ElPasoScout @highbrow_nobrow Does Four Seasons Landscaping do deliveries? 😆

@highbrow_nobrow Fertilizer

“We don't use the Strait. We don't need it. Europe needs it, Korea, Japan, China. So they'll have to get involved on that one…” - POTUS amplifies obvious falsehoods about the Strait of Hormuz. (2026)

People really have to stop using AI summaries as their [air quotes] research.

@guyfelicella Why is he rambling on about wearing all that money. Most people will accept any complement on their outfit & move on. "Touch it! Feel it!" Eeew. He must be thinking *I put a lot of effort into this look & no one is pay attention to me. There's a reason for that Kevin.🤦‍♀️

Pure ego. Zero self-awareness. You can see exactly why people can’t stand him! 🤮🤮

@murphy_brown @lraitt Like treadmills & stationary bikes became something to hang your clothes on. 😉

@lraitt Nice doorstop

Just bought a kettlebell.

NEW: The mayor of Amherstburg, which once hosted a Crown Royal bottling plant, says international drinks maker Diageo appeared to lose any urgency trying to sell the facility after Premier Doug Ford ended his threat to ban its whisky. globalnews.ca/news/11738529/…

@ColinDMello Ford got what HE wanted & that's all that matters to him. He left 200 people unemployed & the mayor to deal with a vacant manufacturing facility where the owner seems to be in no hurry to find a new tenant that could put those 200 people back to work. FOR THE PEOPLE, my ass. 😠

@gmacofglebe They're not the brightest bulbs in Canadian politics. It all tracks. x.com/i/status/20321…

🤔 “While Poilievre posted the video on his social media platforms, the Conservative leader told Rogan that he wasn't aware he was being filmed at the time.” cbc.ca/news/politics/…

@sarobertsonca In a few days Poilievre will return posting some insulting remark abt the govt. Each time he reinvents himself (& there's been plenty), I've heard talking heads ramble on abt a new, softer Poilievre & I'm sick of it. Never trust anyone that talks out of both sides of their mouth.

Andrew Coyne on Pierre Poilievre's Joe Rogan appearance: "He also took the time to sort of emphasize his differences, not only going after Donald Trump on the 51st state business ... but also just on not taking the bait from Joe Rogan on things like was Fidel Castro the father of Justin Trudeau."

@fordnation Any Electronic Medical Records system operated by the federal government (Veterans Affairs, Correctional Svcs, Indigenous Svc) requires records be stored in Canada. Can you confirm that Ontarian’s EMRs will be stored in Canada?

Ontario’s Primary Care Action Plan has beaten its 2025-2026 attachment targets, connecting more than 330,000 people to primary care since it was launched last year. We’re building on this success with a new Primary Care Medical Record system that will make health care more connected, secure and convenient for patients across Ontario. We’re also launching 124 new primary care teams provincewide and increasing overall funding for the plan to a historic $3.4 billion.

JD Vance changed his name, his religion, and his entire political ideology to become the exact avatar his billionaire backer Peter Thiel required. When a politician reinvents their identity to serve an oligarch, they are an asset. You cannot trust a word they say

@Fit4Duty_Ethics @TeamKerzner Police aren't doing their jobs properly where they can lay a charge & get a conviction & now Dugg is promoting citizens arming themselves rather than making any attempt to address crime. It all tracks....🤦‍♀️ x.com/nowtoronto/sta…

Is our Inspector General of policing tracking? Are you @TeamKerzner ?

The greatest war, quite frankly.